Doug the Huge Reds Fan

Former MLB baseball Player

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

Hunter is a good man. One time I was at the park, arguing with some kids who were making fun me for ballhawking. Hunter was pitching and heard my sorrows. Next pitch? He let the batter homer coming off at 125 mph. Hit the kid in the temple and killed him. Class act individual.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

The #Reds today released RHP Hunter Strickland.

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

Just used an ai prompt to respond to an email. God frowned upon me by making me swerve across the lane and get in a head on collision. It’s hard to be me.

[Joey Votto @JoeyVotto]

Country Club.

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

@gatewaygrinders Should Sal be faulted for playing a position that is historically undervalued by WAR? That position can only hurt a player.

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

@MLBNetwork The argument for JJ is the equivalent of a little kid making up new rules for a game so they win

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

@STLSprtsCntrl It literally does not matter how many arbitrary defensive stats you pull out of your ass I still do not care about defense. Call when you get objective and justifiable statistics opposed to ones that overly glorify defensive metrics that all would change if errors were redefined

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

And then I made the clutch move of ordering a pizza at 2am…

[Owen @Owennfa]

My boomer dad asked me last week why I'm still renting at 43.

I told him a starter home in our area is $410,000.

He said "so save up."

I said the down payment alone is $82,000.

He said "that's not so bad, break it into pieces."

I said after rent, insurance, and daycare I put away maybe $400 a month.

He did the math out loud. Got to seventeen years. Went quiet.

Then he said something I didn't expect.

"I put down $3,200 on our first place. I had it saved in eight months working at the plant."

Then he just sat there for a second.

"I always thought you kids were exaggerating."

That's it. That's the whole conversation.

He wasn't being cruel. He genuinely had no idea. Nobody ever showed him the number.

Most of them aren't defending the system. They just never looked at it.

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

@cdinevski Dm help with exam

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

@OBuckets87890 Oh ok

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

God has forgotten about me

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

There is a god and his name is jersey mikes

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

@zack_cozart Yeah you really rocked and rolled in Anaheim didn’t you

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

Agreed!

[Roman Anthony Enjoyer @raenjoyer19]

Excuse me PCA???

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

Anyone remember what I was getting at

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

just lost $950 at the casino.

GOD grant me the ‘Serenity to Accept the things I cannot Change, courage To change the things I can N the wisdom to know the difference.

Under no circumstance will i stop Persisting

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

NOOOO NO GOD FUCK NOOOO

[TMZ @TMZ]

💔 Jelly Roll and Bunnie XO unfollow each other on Instagram after finalizing divorce. https://t.co/5Co0fJLvVK

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

I provide the same message to Trace

[Chatterbox Sports @CBoxSports]

Trace's advice to Matt McLain: don't take it so hard on yourself and just have fun. Not sure if he'll ever come back to that 2023 season of his, but just have fun.

#Reds

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

@grak show me a picture of barrack Obama on a jet ski, enjoying his summer vacation

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

@nickygsmustache I have a proposition for you. I give you Ke’Brayan Hayes and you put me out of my misery

[Doug the Huge Reds Fan @LargeRedsFan]

This happened to my nephew

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

Former Phillies outfielder Harrison Bader is out for the season with the San Francisco Giants. He was in a scooter accident where he reportedly drove his scooter into the back of a fire truck and that fire truck then ran over his injured foot. Witnesses are saying that he was seen drinking at various points during the night before the scooter accident. https://t.co/AQIngR1aBN