Adam Wooten

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

diarrhea would have to be coming out of my eyes for me to switch up on the bell i’m so sorry

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

Girl fuck you if you hate Boromir

[Busch Beer @BuschBeer]

Been a long time since we said it…

BAD DAY TO BE A BUSCH LIGHT APPLE

[chase @cfree94]

work denied my request for a raise so i’ve been pouring vegetable oil in the break room sink for weeks

[MikeVicksDog @MikeV1cksDog]

If only I sports bet in middle school. The boys would’ve cooked up insane parlays at this table. Ball knowledge was at an all time high

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

What happened nutritionally in the past three days can never happen again

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

They shoulda just done hot ones and whoever lived can have it

[brandon* @brndxix]

me trying to give a eulogy at doc hudson’s funeral

[Adam Wooten @largewutang]

@milfred35716914 @jayden_maddox

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

Third base is when I have a panic attack in front of you

[deepfaked @russiacore]

Getting married with 1 airpod in

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Erm methinks I have a mental disorder

[graypes @bintcrubbs]

this is how i sit after dumping a fresh set of legos on the carpet

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i dont care how hard your life is brother DO NOT cut your long hair

[stef @meritforsadness]

I love listening to songs that fill me with inexplicable sorrow and grief that I have to repeat it over and over