allie ode

they/she
26
sxe
crust punk kawada

[Curt Hogg @CyrtHogg]

Miz has chimed in.

[Pinklightsticc @pinklightsticc]

Half Tiger Mask half Black Tiger a mask of the year contender
#cmll

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

Remembering one of the all time greats, Mitsuharu Misawa, who passed away on this day 17 years ago.

[James @turningmystile]

jello was spittin

[プロレスリング・ノア ｜PRO WRESTLING NOAH @noah_ghc]

プロレスリング・ノアを旗揚げし、「方舟の盟主」「NOAHの象徴」と称された三沢光晴さん。三沢さんの勇姿や理想、NOAH旗揚げの理念を風化させないため、これからもプロレスリング・ノアは三沢さんを知る選手はもちろん出場全選手が、三沢さんが掲げた「自由と信念」の旗印の下、最高のプロレスを届け続けます。

ぜひ皆様今日は #三沢光晴 のハッシュタグをつけて三沢さんの思い出や写真などをSNSに投稿ください！

#noah_ghc

[⚡Chonkychu⚡ @Goatsilla]

Facts.

[Mike Mutnansky @MikeMutnansky]

History!

2026 Red Sox become the first team since 1901 to have the first three hitters in their order all strike out in their first three at bats of a game.

125 years!

[syrian princess اشلي @LupeVirgilMom]

by thomas wykes. had me crying laughing

[maya world @MayaWorldd]

pls share. i have no words. https://t.co/vFfjo4oSSn

[Ash Stabbath @ashstabbath]

Can't decide which is my favorite media franchise about engaging in self-destructive behavior because you don't know that bisexuality is legal

[Dodgers Nation @DodgersNation]

INSANE STAT from the @SportsNetLA broadcast.

The Pirates' bullpen has needed *83* pitches to get just 4 outs against the Dodgers.

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

I ran a script to replace every instance of 'whale' in Moby Dick with the word 'lesbian', and I have to tell you, Captain Ahab does not come out of it well

[Syd 𓅃 @auroralchorus]

Fuuuuuuuck, I had a very good lead on a very good job and I had it in the bag, only to be informed just now that they found hidden text I put in my resume to trip up AIs and they were rejecting me for that reason alone

[brett lauderdale @Lauderdale11]

Danhausen is gonna end up on a float with brunson and towns during knicks victory parade

[casey at the bat🏀 @thebenchesclear]

from the Village Voice, 1996

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

you can tell Mormonism is an American invention by how much of their culture is about exploiting loopholes to get away with something. can’t drink caffeine but they’re obsessed with putting bullshit in soda. no coffee but the creamer is okay? it’s like soaking but for drugs.

[Barry Hertz @HertzBarry]

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: Appropriate that Alison Brie is in this, as it’s the He-Man movie that Troy and Abed would make.

[Dave Meltzer @davemeltzerWON]

Must be incorrect. Pentagon has always been Cero Miedo,

[Dodger Blue @DodgerBlue1958]

You can clearly tell Roki has reached Ace status because he's getting no run support now.