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Only realised I was given the wrong order after I was 3/4ths done with my wrap

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How many drinks in was this bro 😭✌️

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Said “I don’t think he is bings cute and closing ring of his hair “not. Medically/I don’t think or” HASHTAG HET dat mean

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I think I was just asked to be a third 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

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1 minute = 3 minutes in uber language

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That feeling when your grandmas knee surgery is tomorrow

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Really missing the 2023 South Park era

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The best telltale sign you’re a bum is if you relate to literally any bloodhound gang song

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“Like half that”

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@Seb39418003 If you walked into my gas station I would press the distress button at just the sight of you

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No one’s leaving their pies out on the window sill anymore.

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But do aliens believe in me 🤔

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that evil canadian will save u

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@femmac8 Aww this is so cute it’s like gangs camera roll

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There’s this dude in my lecture I sit behind and every single time. I look at his screen he’s looking at bird pictures. Every. Single. Time

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I CANT SLEEEPPPP

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Just saw the term “nerdy backshots”

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Today is the start of maybe the most important week of the year.

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Opened up my laptop and the Instagram account of the girl sitting next to me was the first thing on there.

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@Seb39418003 I feel like it would’ve been nuclear or like it at least had to be unstable. Did we ever get a follow up on the people at that wedding?