Larkin’s Ramblings

Ramblings of a Toddler

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(After taking my nap)

Me: where’s daddy?
Mom: he went out to buy medicine
Me: where?
Mom: mercury (Mercury Drugstore)
Me: why does he need to travel through the solar system?

🤪 #LarkinJulio

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@squareh00r @studioZAUM Can I play this Daddy?!

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Me: Mommy what’s refrid?
M: What?
Me: Refrid! It says on the gate, no refrid no entry?
M: You read it as RFID, not refrid.

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M: You know Larkin, you’ve been to a lot of countries for a kid your age, do you remember where you’ve been?
L: 🤗Yeah! Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Korea!
M: There’s still one more that you haven’t mentioned, it starts with Ma-(Macau)
L: 🤔 McDonalds? 🍔🍟

😂 #BatangMcdo @McDo_PH

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It’s my second year in Twitter, but what’s better is that I’m turning 5 next week!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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M: You really are your Daddy’s son.
Larkin: I’m Daddy’s son? But I’m not in the sky! I’m not even a big star!

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Mom: Alam mo Larkin, dapat matuto kang mag tagalog.
Me: O...po?
Mom: Pag di ka nagtagalog, hindi ka namin kakausapin ni Daddy ah? Naiintindihan mo sinabi ko?
Me: Pag hindi ako nag togalog, hindi maguusap Mommy and Daddy.

😂

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Me: Look! It’s a Siri Siri Store!
Mom: What?
Me: There! A Siri Siri store!

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Me: How did God create people?
*Mom, Dad, Ninang lets him watch a video about the 7 days of creation*

(After watching the vid) Me: How about in the other days? I want to know what happened during the other days. Did he get hurt? Because I saw him on the cross.
Parents+Ninang: 😳

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Me: What makes thunder?
Dad: When people in heaven play bowling, that’s what makes thunder.
Larkin: do they have timezone in heaven daddy?

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(After watching Quest for Adarna where the 3 princes names are Pedro, Diego, and Juan)

Dad: Do you want to be like Prince Juan?
Me: Yeah! I want to be a prince, but maybe Prince Two? Or maybe Prince Four?

*ba-dum-tss*

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Me when I play Mario Kart lol

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Who also does this?! 🤣

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Did you know that I recently coined two phrases? Yep! They are:

1) Booksyah!
And
2) Booyahkashah!

I’m claiming it! This’ll be the next famous phrases ever!

#LarkinJulio

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Me: Daddy? What wobbles in the sky?
Dad: What?
Me: A Jellycopter

🤪

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Me: Where do Minions live?
Mom and Dad: Where?
Me: In a condominion.

*badum-tss*

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Me: What happened to them?
Dad: What do you mean?
Me: They’re dead!!??!
Dad: They’re just sleeping.
Me: No, their eyes, they have X’s!

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Don’t call me “hey” because I’m not food for horses and cows.

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Paru-parong bukid...

... bukid paru-paro~ 😂

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Me: Can you please turn on the electric fan? I’m expiring.
Granny: Say that again?
Me: I’m ex-pi-ring. I’m pawis.

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Dad: What’s the tagalog of red?
Me: Red-a
D: No its pula.
Me: Pula
D: What’s the tagalog of green?
Me: Green-a
🤷🏻‍♂️