Lauren Kalish

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

Funny to work in healthcare where patients dont wear masks but to feel like I’m at higher risk in the airport???? Why is this

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

Americans traveling in the early morning hours are some of my least favorite people holy shit

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

Curious how people still don’t know how to wear masks properly two years into this????

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

Hi twitter I’m back

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

wow fidgets that make noise are the most annoying things for kids to have around holy f

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

Haven’t tweeted since April but maybe I’m back or maybe just crabby about fireworks

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

Will these fireworks ever stfu

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

Explaining this moment to a 7 year old is so powerful and I hope she remembers forever

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

Do you ever want a fancy coffee for a Sunday morning but walking literally two blocks feels too far?

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

Why has greys anatomy lasted 17 seasons and why am I still watching it

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

I need a support group for people trying to buy houses rn because it is so BRUTAL

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

Wowow this second dose is no joke

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

A year ago today I watched love is blind #neverforget

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

@SammiMauMau Stimulus

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

Stimmy bb

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

Why do I still watch greys anatomy

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

What does it mean if I like my house in animal crossing more than my house in reality??

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

Luv gaslighting myself

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

Having vaccine fomo

[Lauren Kalish @larnkalish]

Do you think everyone thinks their own engagement ring is the most beautiful? Like how people think of their kids being the cutest even if they’re not?