You might have heard the rumours, it's time to reveal what we are working on.
🗺️ An open world Middle-earth RPG.
⚔️ A new Kingdom Come adventure.
We’re excited to tell you more when the time is right.
#WarhorseStudios#Annoucement#lotr#KingdomComeDeliverance
A police station in Japan has reappointed its official Shiba Inu officer for another year
Mamesuke, a 5-year-old Shiba Inu, is heading back to work with an official rank and duties promoting safety in the local community
Joe Rogan: “I’m confused. I can’t believe we went to this war. When we started bombing Iran I was like this can’t be true… Supposedly, they’re trying to stop the terrorists”
Theo Von: “That’s crazy though if you’re the fucking terrorists! If you wanna stop them stand in front of the fucking mirror”
Today my boss asked me if we're "ready for AI this year".
I said absolutely. I told him we've been running "machine learning models" on our data infrastructure for the past 18 months and we're seeing "significant optimization gains."
He asked for specifics. I said, "Our email filtering system uses neural networks to detect phishing attempts with 97% accuracy."
He looked impressed.
Here's the truth: that's just the default spam filter in Office 365. Microsoft built it. We didn't do anything.
But I rebranded it as "AI-powered threat detection" in a slide deck last year, and now everyone thinks we're innovators.
My boss wants to announce our "AI initiatives" in the next shareholder meeting. I told him I'd prepare a presentation.
I'm going to take every automated process we already have—backup scripts, user provisioning, patch management—and add the words "AI-enhanced" in front of them.
Innovation isn't about building new things.
It's about renaming old things with better buzzwords.
God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back