Larry Blasko

Retired journalist.

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If you don't think reincarnation is possible but want to think about that position, read an Adolf Hitler biography and then listen a while to Stephen Miller.

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Trump demonstrated in Venezuela what happens to a crook who isn't working for Trump.

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Gee whiz. . . wasn't James Comey just hoping Trump would live to be 86?😊

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"Amy Coney Barrett" has Trump's MAGAmorons chasing their Trump tales because she's loyal to the rule of law, not the tirades of Trump!

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Trump rejects "Birthright Citizenship" because his base needs to feel superior and have a "we are better than" target.

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Trump's fascist cult MAGAmorons spew hate at House Speaker "Mike Johnson" because he acts like he's working for the American people instead of worshipping Gimmee Donnie!

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Qatar funds Hamas and in another anti-democracy effort give a $400 million airplane to Donald Trump.

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Qatar trying to slip a $400 million jet into Trump's personal pocket is just loving charity, right? No kickback policies or favors expected. --Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm News Service

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American diplomacy under Trump has slithered so low that Qatar can offer Donnie a $400 million dollar plane to use as Air Force One and then his own in retirement. Guess the White House is getting a blinking neon "Bribes Accepted Here" for the West Wing.

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When Trump tariffs go up up, up
As his IQ goes down, down, down
His instinct to lie and jive
Means Amendment 25
Let's Yank him now!

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As the MAGAmorons chant "NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW" we discover that the cult's nickname for Trump is "NO ONE"!

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MAGAmorons wailing that they want "Gulf of Mexico" to be Gulf of America are obviously victims of the Gulf of Trump, the vast distance Trump and his minions put between themselves and and the shores of decency, patriotism and honor.

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With an American Pope and Trump in the White House it seems we have the whole spectrum of good to evil covered.

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Surgeon General nominee Casey Means is said to be close to RFK Jr., which means someone ought to alert the room monitor in Addled Adult Day Care that two patients are swapping hallucinations.

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Canada's "PM Carney" looked and acted like the head of a democratic government; meanwhile, Donald Trump looked and acted like a patient in the dayroom of an adult dementia care center.

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Teetering Trump is a flashing neon demonstration of why we need an age limit of 70 for serving as President of The United States.

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Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz for ruthless criminals -- guess he likes the view from there!

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Since Trump is calling the June 14th Army parade a birthday parade for him, the right response is simple: don't attend! Trump wants applauding crowds -- don't give him any!

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Veteran Bonespurs changing the name of "Veterans Day" should explain his idea to pack of hungry sharks in the Gulf of Mexico.