Sam Namenge

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[WelBeast @WelBeast]

In the current Arsenal squad, there are 5 players who are 27 years old:
Martin Ødegaard, Kai Havertz, Eberechi Eze, Martin Zubimendi and Declan Rice.

Back in 2019, Arsenal signed William Saliba for £27M from AS Saint-Étienne, a deal that has become one of the most important long-term investments in the club’s modern era.

And now the number 27 shows up again, but why?

Because it’s been 27 days since Arsenal won the league title.

[T-BAG🩺🩺 @tbagcity]

Bado unavisit the poor during your leisure time ama sahi wewe ndio the poor😂😂

[Zuhum 🏆🥇🔴⚪️ @zuhumomar]

🚨EXC: ONLY MANCHESTER CITY, LIVERPOOL AND ARSENAL HAVE POSTED “PREMIER LEAGUE” CHAMPIONS ON @X!!!

(@Amacheez)

[Sam Namenge @larrynamenge]

Wilson Sossion Wa Matatu amesemaje kuhusu hii strike ya Matatu so far hatujaona any deceleration ya Matatu strike

[Sam Namenge @larrynamenge]

@polo_kimanii 😂 @georgediano your son did Kimani's son bad things

[Sam Namenge @larrynamenge]

@pastortoxic_ Fb

[Sam Namenge @larrynamenge]

@ZKesum84779 FB

[Sam Namenge @larrynamenge]

@washa_kingwelo @WTFITSKENNYMF__ Omwami FB

[Sam Namenge @larrynamenge]

@Clintonio10 @Masika_039 @larrynamenge let's gain mkuu FB

[Sam Namenge @larrynamenge]

@ant1_bruno2 @younextgirl2 Had a similar similar situation back in the village grandpa got a stroke dad being the only person with him in the village made sure the worst never happened helped grandpa come to Nairobi and now inheritance battles have kicked in greedy siblings are viewing dad as a villian.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Meet the son of Adonija Gabriel Oguda, a fully grown intellectual who looked in the mirror, nodded respectfully, then decided lemme behave like Sudi. Oguda is currently a soloist in the Kumi Bila Break choir,, singing louder like rent is due and the landlord has already removed the door.

Before he graduated into this nonstop praise & worship ministry, the man was Head of Logistics in Ugunja,, calculating alcohol bills with the seriousness of a lady shaving her office, buying Panadol & condoms for munene, securing coffee supplies, and most importantly, ensuring Opiyo Wandayi never slept alone in hotel rooms.

He was supplying him with yellow yellow damsels & when the budget was tighter, walimwengu said he had to be the damsel. This is the same man who stammers like a Hyundai engine trying to start on a cold morning in Kericho.

When he wasn’t in the office, he was at home babysitting his grandmother’s cat Medusa, a cat that probably had more consistency in life decisions than him. At some point, Oguda even had a dream. He wanted to open a guava juice processing plant in Kolenyo.

But somewhere along the way, the guavas got replaced with Kasongo syrup. Back in the day, Oguda used to wake up early, stretch, yawn, and then PUTS STONE properly on William Ruto & his wife like it was a morning devotion. But then,, hunger my pipoos, Hunger!! Njaa ni kitu mbaya saidii.

Lemme tell you Omwami,, hunger is a very persuasive motivational speaker. The moment the government doors opened after killing the Gen Zs, Oguda’s memory did what Safaricom bundles do,, expired instantly. The same man he was side-eyeing like a suspicious landlord suddenly became the best thing to ever happen to Kenya.

Character development came faster like a man who has just climbed a massive sianda with an indomie foundation. Today, Oguda has evolved into a full-time praise & worship technician. He has become delulu like a broke lady refreshing Jimmy Wanjigi’s son’s Instagram hoping for a miracle DM.

He wakes up every morning to praise Kasongo for rescuing him from poverty. Anyway, a man must survive, but at what cost? Take this to the bank,,, son of Kamagut will have our boy remove balloons from his nose sooner or later. Chesaa! May Yehova Wanyonyi remember the poor son of Adonija. Sisi kama walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Mr.T🇰🇪 @Mister_Tke]

Wadau Algorithm ikikuonyesha tweet yangu jua nataka tukue loyals. Lets connect🔄🔙🤞

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

Another bodaboda incident involving a drunk lady. She had no money to pay the bodaboda rider. When the operator confronted her (together with his colleagues), she became violent. She grabbed a projectile and hit the rider. The rider decided to face her like a man, and the brawl escalated. Attempts by the guy in red to separate them did not succeed.

Who is wrong between the two?

[Juma @JmJuma1]

Have you ever watched someone lose the one game they’ve always mastered—the propaganda war? That’s exactly what it feels like watching Ruto and Wayahudi right now. Huku Ruto anasema ako kadi anaambiwa ako red card, huko wayahudi wanasema waombewe watu wanaomba wazidi kufinywa.😭😭 Truly beautiful scenes. 😂🙌🏾

[Bois @wee_boiss]

Sahii Kuna mtu ako na shida ya 5M na mwingine 500 bob,funny vile huyu wa 5M ako na high chance ya kuzipata kuliko wa 500😂💔

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Distinction Between Guts and Balls

Guts:
Coming home late after a night out with the boys, being met at the door by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask,
“Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

Balls:
Coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying,
“You’re next, Chubby.”

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death. 💀

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

ile phrase ya "arsenali wakibeba ligi nitaoa"....imeanza kukua risky.

[Sam Namenge @larrynamenge]

@Masika_039 @larrynamenge FB

[Ngazekof @Mghazake]

Ushago job opportunity ni mingi,ndio namaliza kutolea chief simu flight mode😂💔

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Mama mboga ameacha intern na zake zimeshika namuuliza nyanya ni ngapi ananisho hata hakuzihesabu alizimwaga tu apo