Larry Shafer

Tired old man

[Larry Shafer @larryshafer]

https://t.co/7XxOpzlxIT @icp

[Larry Shafer @larryshafer]

@FreddyLA7 Congrats! Das ist eine Stunde von meinem Hause entfernt!

[Larry Shafer @larryshafer]

@BinghamtonDaily Good thing he spent all that money to make the whole world ask who he was at Wrestlemania. Has he never googled himself to find out how unflattering the results were? Wonder if he plans to literally shoot his foot next.

[Larry Shafer @larryshafer]

@FedEx Nice park job. At a hospital too. I guess it isn’t a handicap spot if you knock the signs over.

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

😂Hilarious! What the words to The Lion King song actually mean…

[Larry Shafer @larryshafer]

@SenSchumer How do the refunds to small businesses not further cost taxpayers that don’t have a business which have already paid the increased prices from the tariffs? You know, like poor people?

[Larry Shafer @larryshafer]

@BinghamtonDaily War is fought by logistics. Afghanistan is a logistical nightmare for the US and former USSR. Pakistan has a neighboring border which cuts that nightmare significantly. It allows them the ability to take land and fortify it as their own for supply in ways “superior” forces can’t

[Larry Shafer @larryshafer]

@grok who is the most famous person to have seen my profile

[Larry Shafer @larryshafer]

Nevermore

[Larry Shafer @larryshafer]

Going through old stubs and found proof that @VancityReynolds owes me $12.

[Larry Shafer @larryshafer]

@_jazllyn @BestClipOnX I know her. She was a bartender in my hometown. She always seemed a little conflicted about it. It was a job though and she was a dancer, she just didn’t realize it would become an iconic moment.

[Not Hot. Not Bothered. @hunbothered]

sir, you are a genius.

[Larry Shafer @larryshafer]

@McDonalds Everytime an employee says pull to the third window Ray Kroc rolls in his grave.

[Larry Shafer @larryshafer]

He then tries to transfer me to his supervisor for the next ten minutes while typing into the phone. Ultimately gives up, and tells me the supervisor will call me back.

[Larry Shafer @larryshafer]

@GameStop I have been on hold with customer service for over an hour because you charged me 3 times for a system you didn’t complete the order for. Does anyone actually work at your customer service? I really don’t need you preventing me from accessing over $800 at Christmas.

[Larry Shafer @larryshafer]

And now the guy on customer service is trying to tell me it is going to be 3 to 5 days before I can get my money back. This after finding out I was charged 4 times instead of 3 because they charged my other card too.

[Larry Shafer @larryshafer]

Stop Palestinian genocide and then I will give a shit about Israel. Until then what happens is what happens. Reap, sow, reap, sow.

[Larry Shafer @larryshafer]

I have been searching for the only jelly beans I associate with Easter for weeks only to find out @JustBornInc isn’t making them this year. I have had these every year I can remember. This has actually ruined my Easter. It’s crazy how breaking tradition can impact someone.

[Larry Shafer @larryshafer]

@joehills https://t.co/E5WzuOLRyQ