Larry Weaver

Funny Motivational Speaker. Clean Comedian. As heard on SiriusXM Blue Collar Radio, Laugh USA, and Dry Bar Comedy!

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I can't fully express the joy I found speaking for the teachers of Yavneh Academy.

Perhaps I was an unorthodox choice for this event.

Maybe that's what made it so special.

I'm just so grateful I got to be part of it.

Thank you, teachers. Enjoy your well-deserved summer break!

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The people who change lives deserve the spotlight.

Teachers, Coaches, School staff, Public health professionals, Community action leaders, Student aid teams...

Each time on stage is an opportunity to shine a light on people whose work centers on helping others succeed.

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Lone Star Laughs 🤠

It’s almost time for the Needville ISD Teacher Professional Development Day. I’m looking forward to reminding teachers just how much of a difference they make every single day.

The impact they have reaches far beyond the classroom!

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Realtors and Comedians have a lot in common...

Unpredictable income
Difficult clients
Using the same headshot for far too long 👀

Join me Aug 19 at @floridarealtors Convention in Orlando.

Laugh, recharge, and learn 3 ways to build a more successful and less stressful career.

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Do you like sunshine and the great outdoors?

Then you’ll probably love St. George, Utah.

And you might also enjoy being a hay producer.

Either way — when the sun is shining, make the most of it.

Thank you #NationalHayAssociation for having me speak in Utah!

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What kinds of groups do I speak for?

I’m not supposed to say “everyone”… but:

Churches
Health insurance companies
Technology firms
Clerks of Court and Registers of Deeds
School district staff
Coaches

If your group is seeking Humor with Heart, I'd love to connect!

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How long does a passport renewal take in 2026?

Day 1 – Dropped at post office (Priority Mail)
Day 4 – Processing began
Day 11 – Approved & shipped
Day 12 – Delivered

Total: 12 calendar days (9 business days)

No passport service used. Did choose expedited + faster return.

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Did you always know what you wanted to do with your life? If so, I’m envious.

For those who know exactly where they’re headed, technical college is a fantastic way to get there faster.

And thanks to the faculty and staff of Western Dakota Tech, you're in good hands!

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Who remembers the meter man?

My dad was always fighting the “light bill”. If the meter man came by, our dog wasn’t the problem. Dad trying to haggle was.

Today’s meter techs face new challenges—but they still keep the lights on.

Thank you, Upper Midwest Metering Association.

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I’m not quite sure how to describe what I saw…

While I was speaking for the Mississippi Farm Bureau Federation, someone was visually sketching my keynote as it was happening.

Apparently, his name was Wade Forbes. Has anyone seen his work before?

It was pretty amazing.

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Amazingly, no AI was used in this photo! 😂

The Black Hills don't need fake photos. Because they have real dinosaurs, replicas of every U.S. President, whimsical back alleys, and the world's only pawnseum. And that's just Rapid City.

South Dakota, I will see you soon!

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Celebrating 100 Years of Service! ⚡️

A big thank you to the hard-working team at ED3 for helping make Maricopa, AZ one of the fastest-growing areas in the country.

And thank you to linemen everywhere for your skill and dedication. Your commitment is deeply appreciated.

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Unexpected travel gems of 2025.

It’s often the smaller places that leave the biggest impression.

New Albany, MS
Williamsburg, VA
Wichita, KS
South Bend, IN
Cannon Beach, OR

Sometimes the magic isn’t where you go… it’s how you see it.

What place surprised you most?

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"High energy" matters. But what your audience truly needs is something real. What I aim to bring to the stage is deeper: joy.

Not hype.
Not volume.
Not artificial enthusiasm.

Real joy.
The kind that comes from feeling seen, appreciated, and reminded why your work matters.

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Are you letting life happen or being intentional about where you’re headed?

This isn’t a list of tour dates.
It’s a list of places I’d love to step on stage in 2026.

Writing it down is the first step.

Where do you want to go this year?

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Did you see the 100+ car pileup in Michigan this week? I was there.

Thankfully, I avoided the pileup completely.

BUT HERE'S THE CRAZY PART...

I was there to speak to Bullock Creek School District Teachers and Staff. And they go to work in these conditions every day! 🙏

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Tampa never disappoints ☀️

Thank you to my new friends at Cell Staff for inviting me to take part in their annual celebration.

The next time you're in Tampa, be sure to check out Oxford Exchange, The Riverwalk, Ybor City... and just about anywhere. You'll be glad you did!

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2026 is off to a great start! Looking forward to bringing my funny, motivational, and heartfelt keynotes to these great organizations.

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Thanks to the many awesome clients who have had me speak over the past few weeks.

Exciting things coming in 2026!

#motivationalspeaker #keynotespeaker #comedian

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Ready to Grow a Stronger Event? Plant a Little Humor.

If you plan conferences, banquets, or employee events in agriculture, I’d love to be part of your next program.

#agriculturespeaker #motivationalspeaker #inspirationalspeaker #keynotespeaker