lars

cartoon network saying a gumball movie is coming out is the only good news i’ve received in four years

[lars @larsargo]

bitches be like “this is my comfort character” and it’s either a man who’s killed 30 people or a man that’s good at volley ball

[eric mays 4president. @partynextweexnd]

black people do not gatekeep enough for me

[5 U T A Y 🧚🏿‍♀️ @5UTAY]

Girl code includes not leaving drunk/high girls alone especially in the presence of men you don’t know btw

[not mitski @mitskiIeaks]

"i can fix him" yeah well i can steal his gender

[lars @larsargo]

@boardhopping @ThatOneShyFolf @JorgeIsTired @bigpenisman3000 same with biological females though. not every cis woman can lactate or breast feed.

[lars @larsargo]

@Barbiesbackup @noraaa_uwu @tunblonded sorry, we’re used to jokes being funny ://

[Júlia 🍒 ⋆˙⟡♡ @juliashephard_]

olivia rodrigo: and i'm so sick of seventeen, where's my fucking teenage dream?

me, a 22 year-old:

[lars @larsargo]

@LoveGalorde @luvrocketzZz @RealityCheckBW @webprick @Eeenvincible @kkabrahams the only time late term abortion is done is if the mother is going to die or if the fetus isn’t viable- late term abortion is literally to save lives, he just believes fox news ignore him.

[Aerin @FromAerin]

Please stop leaving your friends alone when they’re drunk. Please stop leaving your friends alone when they’re drunk. Please stop leaving your friends alone when they’re drunk. Please stop leaving your friends alone when they’re drunk.

[zen @zenoviea]

I love a man who can apologize and actually change his behavior. That’s grown man shit.

[Vee 🇫🇯 @bulafj_]

I’ma teach my kids the importance of apologizing. I feel like growing up my parents did not apologize to me enough. They just started being nice to me out of the blue.

[ƈąʂʂıɖყ ▵⟁▵ @sun_dance_cass]

Didn’t you let kids freeze to death a few months ago????