lars

Has brain. Does not use.

Probably hungry.

She/Her

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Still not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing that my dog knows how to politely eat from a fork.

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I feel super fancy when I'm wearing my driving gloves

as long as I ignore the fact that I'm wearing them so I can't pick at my arms.

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My life is a complicated tapestry of bullshit.

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Beeeeeeeeeeee

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I'm going to work on my yard today!
*steps outside*
I'm going to reorganize my office today!

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I have officially made it one entire year without an organ removal. 💪

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Sitting in a long ass meeting, trying to do something with my hands other than zone out and pick at my skin.

Posting about it on Twitter is the obvious solution.

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I got weirdly deep into this match-3 RPG that got a little too cash grabby for my tastes, so now I'm in the market for something else stupid to obsess over.

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FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT

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Going to the gym twice a week at what-the-fuck o'clock in the morning because I both hate and want to love myself.

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@mgmt____ It's an annoying as fuck journey, but I'm so glad you're one GIANT step further. Keep truckin, girl. 💪You got this.

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I say "y'all" way too much for someone born and raised in the midwest

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I recently bitched at frogs for being loud, but I tell ya, having loud frogs ABRUPTLY STOP is SO MUCH WORSE.

What are you suddenly hiding from? Why?
Is it like a small frog-sized threat? Or is it people-sized worry time? Please be specific.

For reasons.

People-sized reasons.

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Allow me to complain that this is entirely too accurate while I continue to never leave my house.

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I was momentarily excited because I thought my unicorn bandage was glow in the dark.

I am 33 years old.

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flers

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assuage is a stupid word

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Sometimes working from home means sitting on the floor during your lunch break and brushing the rug to get all the DAMN CAT HAIR out of it.

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Sorry, can't come into work this morning. It's dark and rainy and I'm comfy in bed with a large purring cat on my chest. It's is illegal for me to move.