Svammelsorium

Jag var mästerkatten i stövlar i sjätte klass.

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Hi @elonmusk can you please tell us 5 things you did last week? 🤔

[Svammelsorium @larssonsam1]

"Åh nej! Jag glömde svara på fElons kedjebreeev!" 😆

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Fired After Forgetting To Reply To Elon's Email https://t.co/kCDYIwRBsp

[Cthulhu President @Cthulhu4Prez]

@MariaTCardona That’s who you are now.

[WarDoggo @deflepard260]

At the UN General Assembly, 93 countries supported the resolution by Ukraine and Europe demanding an end to aggression, the withdrawal of Russian armed forces from Ukrainian territory, and respect for its internationally recognized borders. More than 60 countries were deliberately absent.

Pretty common text, right?
No not common. One of first votes since war in Ukraine where U.S. VOTED TOGETHER WITH RUZZIA and other moron states AGAINST UKRAINE

Feel proud for your vote #America?

[Kadi🇪🇪🌻 @TheFl0orIsLaVa]

Why didn't America just make a deal with him?

[Svammelsorium @larssonsam1]

@Edward_Blom Köp en ny licens för 110 kr på gamekeys istället. Betala aldrig fullpris för skräpet

[Svammelsorium @larssonsam1]

@AcidGreen19 @SparGeneralen Ja de stannar inte för nån. Var i stort sett orkan i hela Sverige sist jag flög. Start och landning var minst sagt spännande! Men i tid som vanligt. Båda vingarna och alla landningshjulen kvar dessutom 👍🏻 5/5

[Svammelsorium @larssonsam1]

@SparGeneralen För min arbetsgivare är det billigare om jag flyger till kontoret. Jag jobbar på distans i södra Sverige men är anställd i Stockholm. Tåget är några hundralappar billigare men de extra timmarna restidsersättning (och obligatoriska förseningarna längs vägen) omöjliggör gröna resor

[Svammelsorium @larssonsam1]

@kvistp They both got Renaissance haircuts 😵

[Svammelsorium @larssonsam1]

@battery_check Jösses! Jag trodde det var ett skämt 😆

[Svammelsorium @larssonsam1]

@eaglewings73 @ekonomigurun_ Njaeh, däremot blir folk åksjuka i högre omfattning pga balanscentrat i örat har problem att hantera den jämna accelerationen som eldrivna fordon erbjuder

[Svammelsorium @larssonsam1]

@Schettzofren Stora skär! 🤠

[Svammelsorium @larssonsam1]

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[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

Female Star Wars showrunners putting a crackling campfire in space is the kind of thing that happens when you get rid of mansplaining

[Svammelsorium @larssonsam1]

@WeirdMedieval At least he got to keep his lil pimp cup

[Svammelsorium @larssonsam1]

El Salvador har blivit Helldivers

[Svammelsorium @larssonsam1]

@EverythingOOC Sounds like what Slick Henry in William Gibsons novel "Mona Lisa Overdrive" got as punishment. With episodes of time loss as a side effect

[Svammelsorium @larssonsam1]

@718Tv This and any decent cheese or just butter. It's a midweek meal special

[Svammelsorium @larssonsam1]

@718Tv I had the underwater base and vessels to the right, a complete set, when I was a kid, and I absolutely LOVED building it and versions of it. Dope old 90's legos