Matthew Westhoff

Husband / Father / Pheasant Farmer / Western Kansas / Golf / Kansas State

[Matthew Westhoff @larue_matt]

2022 Golf Goals
100 birdies! (shoutout @JPolandKS)
Finish the year as a sub 4 handicap
Under 30 putts/round
70% Fairways
55% GIRs
FIRST PLACE IN SANTA FE TRAIL SERIES (IN MY FLIGHT OF COURSE)

[Augusta National Women's Amateur @anwagolf]

Solo leader at -11 💪

Carla Bernat Escuder makes back to back birdies on No. 8 and No. 9 to move to the top of the leader board.

#ANWAgolf | @KStateWGolf

[Matthew Westhoff @larue_matt]

Shoutout @BWWings in East Wichita KS. Told our waitress my daughter was having her tonsils out tomorrow morning. They gave her an extra chicken wing and a free chocolate brownie!

[Matthew Westhoff @larue_matt]

That’s aquaman himself

[Collin Wilson @Collin1]

Good luck taking a Trident from a defensive lineman

[Matthew Westhoff @larue_matt]

@GPCwallace @VanBMalone3rd This is a bad look, why would you even tweet about a coach potentially being involved in a coaching search during the middle of a season? Never mind that you actually tagged him in it. Deserving or not.

[Matthew Westhoff @larue_matt]

Preschool Show and Tell today was the letter “F”. Miss Addie chose a football. Proud dad moment @KStateFB @CK_KleinCollin

[Matthew Westhoff @larue_matt]

Rough day on the farm. Thunderstorm rolled through about 10:30PM. Our best guess is around tennis ball size hail. Lost a few hundred birds.

[Matthew Westhoff @larue_matt]

What a call. Set himself up perfectly

[Cody Tapp @codybtapp]

Kauffman was buzzing here. I missed that sound at the K

[Matthew Westhoff @larue_matt]

@DanBigham Basically all gas cans manufactured after 2004. Whatever happened to the 8” nozzle and an air hole at the back of the can?

[Matthew Westhoff @larue_matt]

Can’t wait to see @Maxhoma post round take of this

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.

[Matthew Westhoff @larue_matt]

@JeffreyParson Cats baby!

[Matthew Westhoff @larue_matt]

@JPolandKS Not two weeks ago, I sneezed 13 times in one single sneezing session

[Matthew Westhoff @larue_matt]

Jerome Tang’s offensive sets make Bruce Weber look like an offensive genius.

[Matthew Westhoff @larue_matt]

Yo! Cats baby.

[Matthew Westhoff @larue_matt]

Damnit Mike.

[Zach Barnett @zach_barnett]

Texas A&M pursued LSU's Mike Denbrock for offensive coordinator position before pivoting to K-State's Collin Klein, sources tell @FootballScoop

https://t.co/2QXvStLrE5

[Matthew Westhoff @larue_matt]

@JayhawkTakeover Yep. That one was good

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@RedditCFB @NFL_Scorigami

[Michael Murray @MikeMurrayKS]

Scorigami in Manhattan KS

[Matthew Westhoff @larue_matt]

@little_craig Fuck around

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

Rory McIlroy can ham up the back injury all he wants but he’ll never match the ham it up king, Beau Hossler