Lara Del

Escape from reality

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

@vchiu7 👎🏼👎🏼

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

I met someone today and he introduced himself as Louis - G. I'm like hmmm that's an interesting name. Only to find out he was actually saying Luigi.

I think I'm broken.

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

@vchiu7 Louis! I mean who's name is Luigi anyway

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

My new "what's your horoscope" is "what's your blood type" to make preconceived notions about people.

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

I have now gone 12 days without my luggage. I have called multiple times and talked to different people to send ASAP. It's has been in Venice airport for 3 days. @FlySWISS Has caused me so much stress and no one is telling me when I will receive my luggage. SEND HELP.

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

I love to see the gender reveals where it's a girl and you can clearly see the dude in crying on the inside.

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

I'm going viral baby...

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

Everyone is pregnant or has a kid and I have zero desire in fact I actually feel bad for them

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

I'm starving until I distract myself.

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

Girl I did it.

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

Me trying to convince myself I don't need a cartier bracelet

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

The amount of times I mistype "got it" to "got tit" at work is painfully mortifying.

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

@pulte Anything will help, I've been dealing with an unknown breathing issue the last 3 months doctors can't figure out what happened and my medical bills keep piling up with no answers 😭

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

Ok hear me out, deli Turkey with olive oil and coarse salt on toast slaps

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

HEALTH INSURANCE IS A SCAM.

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

@Dr_40oz Ok boomer

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

Well this didn't age well.

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

Once I get to Europe it is OVER for you bitches.

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

What the plants see when I walk into the garden center

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

On a scale from 1-depressed I'm about a 50.

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

I get panic attacks from thinking I might have a panic attack.

[Lara Del @laruhdel]

When someone says, "let me ask and I'll call you back". Your ass isn't getting called back.