Sam

I hold all the season tickets.

[Sam @larvaemaria]

@rbr07 @vinesbighouse Can’t wait to plan this divorce party tbh.

[Sam @larvaemaria]

Going to end up divorced if we can’t sort two more.

[Neil Atkinson @Knox_Harrington]

Very last chance saloon, but if anyone has any Glastonbury hopes for me, I'd love to hear them.

[Sam @larvaemaria]

Me last night: The Ev are going to love this.

Spoiler: They don’t do Z Cars.

#EUROVISION

[Sam @larvaemaria]

Me last night: Not a Liverpool medley if we don’t get Dead or Alive.

Them: Here’s Netta.

I love Netta.

[Sam @larvaemaria]

I had no idea what this song was. Google tells me it’s Mel C.

Should have done the banger that was the one she did with Bryan Adams.

[Sam @larvaemaria]

I’m the low rent version of Hannah Waddingham. Totally okay with that.

[Sam @larvaemaria]

@tsand3rs @Knox_Harrington @TheAnfieldWrap I won’t leave it so long next time.

[Sam @larvaemaria]

Back to hate watching Only Connect. I hate all of them except The Jillies. They are my people.

[Sam @larvaemaria]

@sarm0161 I love that I am synonymous with Eurovision in people’s heads 😂 Let’s get a crew.

[Sam @larvaemaria]

Long time readers will know that my personality is intrinsically linked with Eurovision.

I am SO EXCITED.

[Sam @larvaemaria]

@StaffordScouse Need an intro to a pyro dealer but otherwise I’m totally in 😂

[Sam @larvaemaria]

We should all do this so I can die happy.

[Joanne Anderson @LastMayorLpool]

Eurovision is an event that’s made for the city of Liverpool.

🎵 UNESCO City of Music
🎸 Home to The Beatles
🏟 Arena capacity
🏨 Hotel capacity
🏙 A beautiful skyline
🎭 Hospitality and culture
✈️ Well connected

Please VOTE for Liverpool: https://t.co/MsMQVRsJoA

[Sam @larvaemaria]

@StaffordScouse It totally would!!

[Sam @larvaemaria]

I’ve left it too late to book somewhere in the middle of a field for tonight to escape the Jubilee. There are no yurts/huts/cottages 😭FML. FML.

I forgot and put BBC Breakfast on. Lasted two mins.

[Sam @larvaemaria]

Tonight I’m fifteen again and selling merch for a boy in a band @theanfieldwrap show at Mountford Hall. Come see me. https://t.co/YLnFFWoMow

[Sam @larvaemaria]

Fuck the FA Cup, Eurovision is where it’s at.
#Eurovision

[Sam @larvaemaria]

Accidental Lunar New Year celebrations. @ Chinatown https://t.co/oPLzF5q0vv

[Sam @larvaemaria]

If I ever get to open a bar, I’m nicking this name. @ Brooklyn, New York https://t.co/gdS4zYJSy6

[Sam @larvaemaria]

I also answer to this. @ Flatiron District, NYC https://t.co/FueRzLpSFe