Larwunmie

[MALAIKA🌸♥️ @malaika0560]

😂😂

[Blackberry Bonds @247grind]

The prices went up during Covid and never came back down. They are price gouging the fuck out of us.

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

I may look normal, but I talk to myself and laugh at my own jokes afterwards.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Bro....after this bounce back, Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr let yourself go back that way again.

[CP @UtdCitypriest]

What happened in Portugal stays in Portugal. We have a Premier League title to win.😎

[cow @cowincrisis]

jesus turns water into wine and everybody go crazy. i turn grass into milk and nobody bats an eye

[B.O.D @bod_repuplic]

Some Dey bomb
Some Dey trade
Some Dey play sporty
Some Dey ask girl for her favourite colour.
Anyhow Sha God is the Greatest 😂

[Yenze Mee @yenzemee]

Never forgive her

[Cinderella Man @Osi_Suave]

Agberos are people who hang around busstops and motor parks helping to load buses and informal tax collection.

The people who run after cars in lekki aren't agberos

[KENNY ROSKY 😊 @KennyRosky7773]

"The Cardinal doesn't have the standing to talk about politics, his job is to win souls for Christ."

So, you want him to keep quiet while you're using hunger to kpai the souls he's winning?

Cardinal go suffer win souls and Tinubu go wan use hunger kpai them...
🤣🤣🤣

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Tension in Katsina as man sc@ms b@ndits’ leader of ₦95 million to allegedly supply g¥ns

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

me: “I love skincare!”

me when it’s time to wash my face at night :

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

unfortunately, as you get older, you gradually become less interested in new music and keep going back to the old favorite songs you once loved.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

There's a country in Africa that specializes in this 🥱

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

I really hope God just says “Yup. Here you go. You’ve waited long enough. “ this week.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dear son, please value your dad. He has no copy.

[Raksha @caraksha103]

Once you've experienced remote work in your career, you realize how much draining the office actually is

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

If your babe dey follow dem sell Land for this Abuja, you never get babe o.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

He don mess up😂😂

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

It took me 27 years to realize that the cheat code to life is just confidence.