NotLarryCulpepper

College Football Playoff; Dr Pepper; Precision Concessionaire. You’re welcome, America, for the invention of the CFP.

[NotLarryCulpepper @LaryCulpepper]

“Children drinking only Dr Pepper were more than twice as likely to never bunt/hit dingers as children drinking Mr Pibb” said Dr Homer Stubbs, psychologist and researcher at St Larry’s Hospital. #ItsScience

[NotLarryCulpepper @LaryCulpepper]

It’s been fun - I’m out till CFB season ✌🏼

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@RebelPrestige @B_ChapmanOM So, one Sugar Bowl win in 60 yrs? Go on...

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@WPLGLocal10

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@Bulldog2026 @chisolm_john You looking for “Candyasses”?

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@JiveDanMullen As the State fan base can attest from what I hear...

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@AthleticDesires Gave him the classic ‘Larry Bird’ pass rush...

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@JoeyIckes Is it possible that it’s just a bidness decision instead of trying to get an angle here? Dak/Dez were amicable - cuts happen - ask Jordy...

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@NewYorker They’ll be a top-20 most frequented NYC restaurant in 5 yrs...

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@castro_putin May as well blame it on somebody

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Report: Dez Bryant Could Be Perfect Fit For NFL Team Lacking Locker-Room Cancer https://t.co/WvsHVDtqzl

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@FillWerreI - you okay, bro?

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@castro_putin @SportsCenter @AdamSchefter @toddarcher @A1hurns You’re missing the point of fan bitterness - as a Cowboys homer, I’m supposed to wish him the worst, sling hot fire @notjjones, talk 💩 to Eagles’ fans that are laughing at me and then go bury my head in an Aikman poster - I miss anything?

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@JiveJimbo Jerrah’s got a plan for this no doubt - “What’s our plan again, Stevo?”

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@notjjones - releasing Dez today seems like such a bold move - plz seek medical assist for that bullet hole in your foot...

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@castro_putin Glad to hear it – too much cleavage for my taste TBH

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How can you tell which one is from Boston/New York?

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@teemaction @cuppycup I think most of them thrive on being officially unofficial…

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@BizzieBaker @KastrupRTR Hated to get into the mud, but my crass nature comes out on Fridays...

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@TexasHumor He call you Texas?