Lauren Leigh

♉️ | Graphic Designer | she/her $larzyloo

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline literally going to my parents house tonight to play mahjong 🀄️ my dad learned it when he lived in Taiwan so I’ve been playing it since I was a kid

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@Emersomebiggin Plural marriage in the church ended in 1890 🙂

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline There are no arranged marriages in the LDS church, nor polygamy since 1890. The FLDS church is completely different.

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline massage guns are kitty approved

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline blow the lid, blow the lid, blow the lid…

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline my brother and sister-in-law had a sparrow build its nest in the wreath of their front door!

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline why would you spoil survivor like that? 😭 at least lead up to the winners name so I have time to turn the radio down 😭

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline “We have the smartest listeners in the world!” It only took a self addressed stamped envelope to unravel that theory 😂

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline aren’t you paying for a social life by going to college in the first place? Where everyone is your same age in close quarters?

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline they choose to live there tho 🤔

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline My siblings and I were teasing our dead grandma while we were playing video games together. 2 minutes later our game died. Fully convinced she cut our game for makin fun of her 😂

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline The Mounjaro commercial during Burt’s NYE announcing was so evil 😂

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline my family and I used to go to Happy Uncle (Germantown) so often, the one waiter knew not to offer us black tea and to bring extra wonton crackers with the soup. We still go at least every Christmas night together

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline "Hi didgeridoo player"

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline off topic, but the cart escalator at Wegmans seems to be fine now!

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline oh wow I am so zoned out

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline Mr. Bean movie?

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline Happy Gilmore?

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline In contrast, everyone at Andrea Bocelli had at least 30+ years on us

[Lauren Leigh @larzyloo]

@EITMonline I’m 29 and my husband is 36. We felt OLD at twenty one pilots