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“The more we think we know about, the greater the unknown.” —Rush

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@HHandorf He’d have to get a new uni number in Carolina Slavin has some squatter’s rights. Might be a contract dealbreaker. 😜

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@AnonAthlete26 @farrantjohn @JLazzy23 @NHL_Watcher @TonyAndrock @hailey_salvian @JeffMarek @PuckPreps @frank_seravalli @PierreVLeBrun Thanks for providing the details. It makes more sense as to why your “parting gift” was so bad. Taking *your* sticks with you should be part of the terms of a trade, though. It makes no sense why teams would do this to players (or why gaining teams allow it) given the break rate.

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@AnonAthlete26 @farrantjohn @JLazzy23 @NHL_Watcher @TonyAndrock @hailey_salvian @JeffMarek @KevinWeekes @PuckPreps @frank_seravalli @PierreVLeBrun Help me understand the equipment stuff after a trade. I’m sympathetic to the coldness of monetizing your old gear. But why wouldn’t your new team get you sticks after the trade? I’d think the 8 (4+4) would be for the first few games, not the last fifth of the season.

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@PajamaCaniac Has Torts checked in on him? I think they know each other from somewhere…

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@seemoine They’ve done it over at least two of the Canes’ selections, including their first pick in round 2. 😑

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@CanesIncognito That and Russian goalies.

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@AGoldFan This predictability is just good enough for 6th place. Dude needs new material…apparently. 😂

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@Martyman17 You knew better… 😅

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@MForman5 Or any players, for that matter! 😂

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@WaltRuff @OneTrueZach Stanley Cup >>>

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@AnnieGoldman @rushtheband @rcktpwrd1976 I definitely need to meet you (again) IRL! Enjoy the show! 🎸

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@DebM_ACK He definitely was looking for green in a couple of ways. 😑

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@CanesStats 9:11 EDT, which is 8:11 EST.

[We are currently in Eastern Daylight Time, not Eastern Standard Time.]

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@nyetminder Could have been 2 x $4.6M AAV to really complete the joke.

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@kellys_022 It’s not that far from Raleigh!

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@CaniacChic Found at TJMaxx in Apex this evening.

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@Carolina_2463 None of the above.

The Canes have decent young Dmen in the AHL. You have to give something to get something. Niki has value that could net a roster upgrade. No problem exploring potential returns.

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@MikeSolarte 🎉

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@amato_mike I’m very sorry for your loss. You’re now in a club that no one asks to or wants to join. I hope you and your family can be comforted by fond memories of good times spent with Amelia. Thinking of you and your family and wishing you all strength during this difficult time.