shits

sleepy

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

This is what robots are supposed to be doing not writing scripts and making art

[Grace @gracecamille_]

Dad asked if I’ve thought about getting my own phone plan

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

little masking tape bow ... luigi mangione it seems i've grown quite fond of you though there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa's orchard

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Days like this on twitter feel like a bird got into the classroom

[WILD SPICY🔥 @OhFuckYeahBud82]

The shells at the scene:

[GL @gldivittorio]

Europeans watching Americans fix their healthcare system with gun violence

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

being 24 at the office vs being 24 in college

[Rams @ramenrams]

In honor of libra season imma start lying

[Lex 🪆 @lexspicelatte]

i would have been soooo good at being a peasant

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Infertile Tawny Owl's lifeless eggs are replaced with orphaned chicks while Tawny Owl is away

[shits @lasavanna_]

@bbyphatt69 omfg! Dude I was thinking the same thing, usually I’m like “no one CARES”…but not when it’s my vacation 😹 thank youuu 🥹🫶🏻

[Racial Dolezal @SirCoach]

1) Person minding their business
2) Israelis show up looking for confrontation while also playing victim
3) Israelis lash out at person
4) Person responds in-kind
5) Israelis treat response like it was an unprovoked offense and escalate

this clip 🤝🏿 the last 80yrs

[Jason Kauzlarich @JasonKauz]

careful around the eyes longlegs

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

El Chapo Roan