Landon Seely

Laid back but fashion forward.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONALD IS FINISHED — HE IS NO LONGER “HOT.” FIRST THE HANDS (SO TINY) AND NOW ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — HAVE TAKEN AWAY HIS “STEP.” MANY ARE SAYING HE CAN’T EVEN DO THE “BIG STAIRS” ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE — USES THE LITTLE BABY STAIRS NOW. SAD! TOMORROW HE’S GOT HIS “MEETING” WITH PUTIN IN “RUSSIA.” NOBODY CARES. ALL THE TELEVISION CAMERAS ARE ON ME, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR. EVEN LOW-RATINGS LAURA INGRAM (EDITS THE TAPES!) CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL MAPS. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR LIBERATION DAY, AMERICA! DONNIE J MISSED “THE DEADLINE” (WHOOPS!) AND NOW I RUN THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES]

Fascism has come to America, and as predicted, it is wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Kamala watching Trump melt down in real time.

[Breezy @_Breezy_Briii]

Pets across America watching the debate like

[lauren @njdlauren]

Doomscrolling alternating tweets between the fall of American soccer and the fall of the American empire what a night

[digital_chadvertising🍪 @digi_chad42069]

Advertisers really missed out on a great opportunity to run ads for anti-depressants during the commercial breaks for this debate.

[R/GA @RGA]

I am choosing to look on the bright side, which is there are some funny tweets

[Landon Seely @laseely]

@Xfinity @XfinitySupport you guys are the absolute worst. How is your customer service still this terrible?

[Landon Seely @laseely]

@cta not sure if you’re aware, but rush hour is probably not the best time to only have one northbound blue line train come every 30 minutes. Get it together.

[R/GA @RGA]

Around here we make decisions based on data.

[looks at data]

Not that data, different data.

[R/GA @RGA]

Brands trying to be funny here and failing isn't the problem. It's that there is one universal, legal dept approved, sanded-down style of humor that so many brands have latched on to. One voice applied to the same memes, using the same vocabulary. The Funny Brand Voice.

[R/GA @RGA]

"Guys look all I'm saying is you've allowed people to form impressions of you - largely negative, let's be honest - & you've had no role in shaping your own narrative. The right agency can help you take the brand from fringe curiosity to the top of consumers' consideration set"

[Landon Seely @laseely]

@WBlaauw99 @FOXSoccer Shades of 07

[Landon Seely @laseely]

@mtgreenee Hi! You might be the dumbest person alive.

[Landon Seely @laseely]

@CBKReport Shades of 07 @stbetten

[Landon Seely @laseely]

🙏🏻🙏🏻

[R/GA @RGA]

When the feedback begins with "this was a great first pass"

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

eyyo cade cowell kinda cooking

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

In honor of @TaylorTwellman announcing that he's leaving ESPN after 13 years.