LASERCLOWN

When a clown and a laser love each other very much.

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

WELL WELL WELL LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER CHANCE FOR OLD LASERCLOWN

YES IM ADDICTED TO BATH SALTS

YES MY DUTIES AS THE CONCUBINE OF THE MOLE PEOPLE ARE VERY TIME CONSUMING

BUT IM STILL THE BEST OPTION YOUVE GOT

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

I AM NOT GRANT SHAPPS I AM LASERCLOWN MP OF THE MOLE PEOPLE

KEEP UP

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

OK WHO WANTS TO GET DEPORTED BY LASERCLOWN

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

LASERCLOWN IS BEING CALLED BEFORE THE 1922 COMMITTEE

ITS HAPPENING

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

@tubbytitwitch WE DONT DISCUSS COUSIN TWINKLES

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

@DevilValleyCelt SPOOOOOOOKY BLOOD BORNE PARASITES

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

THATS NOT WHAT YOU SAID AT MY ARRAIGNMENT

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

@tubbytitwitch @hottestsingles MY SOLICITORS ARE UNDER INSTRUCTION TO DESTROY THESE DRAGONS

LOOKING FORWARD TO A LARGE GOLD COIN SLASH GENERAL TREASURE HOARD PAYOUT

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

SOMEBODY HELP ME THE SUITS GOT JAMMED

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

@DevilValleyCelt HELLO DAVID IM TERRIBLY BUSY RUNNING A LEADERSHIP CAMPAIGN AND ORGANISING PORK MARKETS BUT I HAVENT FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

@DevilValleyCelt ONE OF THEM IS YOUR OLD PAL LASERCLOWN IN A SUIT THATS PROBABLY NOT HUMAN SKIN

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

@twl_corinthian MEDICAL SCIENCE CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DEATH AND A BATH SALTS HARD ON SLASH COMA

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

LASERCLOWNS LIZ TRUSS DISGUISE IS GETTING ITCHY AND BY CRIMINY IT NEEDS A WASH BUT ITS STILL WORKING

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

BUT LASERCLOWN YOU MIGHT ASK WHY ARE YOU NOT PRETENDING TO BE RISHI SUNAK

ONE THE COSTUME IS TOO SMALL

TWO LIZ ALREADY LIVED BEHIND THE SAME LEISURE CENTRE AS ME SO IT WAS EASIER TO PULL OFF

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

@DevilValleyCelt I JUST POKED SOME PATH SALTS DOWN IT WITH A TOOTH PICK TO BE PERFECTLY FRANK

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

@DevilValleyCelt INVESTOR CONFIDENCE ISNT THE ONLY THING THATS ON AN UPWARD TREND IF YOU CATCH MY MEANING

MY HOMEMADE VIAGRA IS TOO POWERFUL IVE BEEN HITTING IT WITH A STICK BUT IT WONT GO DOWN

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

@ClownDangles YOU FOOL THATS JUST A FEINT

MY FIVE HUNDRED UNDERCOVER CLOWNCOPS AKA OPERATION GREASED HAM IS WHERE THE REAL ACTION IS

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

@DevilValleyCelt GOOD AFTERNOON DAVID

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

@DevilValleyCelt I LIKE A CHALLENGE

[LASERCLOWN @LASERCLOWN1]

ITS NOT A COSTUME YOU FERRY WANKERS