Goose Majeure

Bird-Safe Glass Maximalist. Bitcoin Mostimalist. Hronk! Hronk. I flock with 'tiels. Find me in the water 🌊

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So whatever you do, don't be bored, this is absolutely the most exciting time we could have possibly hoped to be alive. And things are just starting.

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Anybody else nostalgic for a time when you felt real emotion?

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Hot take: teaching your children to be honest in all situations is the worst thing you can do for them.

You're an adult, you've experienced the world. Teach them. Teach them to lie. Teach them to whom they should lie.

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Every single societal problem that we face is downstream of central banking.

There will never be a solution because the problems are intentional.

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It's easy to forget, but the over-display of the U.S. flag that we see today within the U.S. started immediately following 9/11.

Before that it was just flown at fire stations and the courthouse and anywhere people were required to pledge allegiance to it with that chant.

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The amount of anti-ICE messaging INSIDE of the hip, vintage clothing store seems, well, performative.

Either that, or immigration enforcement officers are a much more fashionable group than I've realized. And in that case, good luck buying your vintage denim.

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I imagine that I'll live to see suicide hotline numbers posted in grocery store checkout areas.

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Why does our GDP-go-up society allocate so many resources toward those who do not increase GDP?

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I've got to say that it was pretty awesome to have lived through the zenith of western civilization; however, looking back, it's a bummer that I was only ten years old.

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Trust no one and you can never rest
Trust anyone and they'll strike while you're sleeping
And just as the sun must keep on seeking the west
Everything you love will always be leaving

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I learned that Brian Epstein wrote all of the Beatles songs when I took the reading comprehension portion of the ACT.

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@ProfMJCleveland The US also has an expatriation tax. 🤔

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Every time that I play that Radical Face "Welcome Home" song on the bluetooth speaker, my wife tells me that a guy named Elliott Smith stabbed himself in the heart.

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@xAsamoahx It really whips the llama's ass!

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If you live in the suburbs, then you know that the snow plow drivers are the real domestic terrorists.

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Use Your Disillusion

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@brim006 I was thinking that post-COVID there's a realization that the degrees worth getting have a moat. Medical spend is like 18% of GDP so there's certainly money to be made in that field.

Could certainly be the aviation program though.

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@AndrewQuackson

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Storozhevoy rolling at 26°C this morning.
OAT: –18°F

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"Better to have a short life that is full of what you like doing than a long life spent in a miserable way." —Alan Watts