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If you gave a her a dime then I got a nickel

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@JamesLucasIT I draw this, let me know ! 🙂

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@lost_worlds27 @toltecnightmare @FilmzLoverz I can’t wait to scroll through this bullshit lmao

[Kairos Christian Alliance @KairosChrist]

We are excited to announce the Muscular Christianity conference!

Join us Sept 26th along with CEO of The @FDRLST, Sean Davis, Dr. David Shrock of @Christ_OverAll, pastor J Chase Davis, and more for a jam packed event where we will discuss the major threats to the church, the way forward for conservative christians, and what you can do to help reverse the decline of Christian society.

Get your 🎟️s👇

Speakers:
@seanmdav
@DavidSchrock
@jchasedavis
@KDCodyTN
@Byzness
@JesseHughesNC
@jaredhmoore
@merelyjwright
@HVNYrefugee
@jacobhaywood
@ForgeandA
Scott Parkison
Jesse Haywood

Conference sponsored by @UsaRidge

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@cyber_hummer @athousandswordz

[kaylee @DietCokeVEVO]

i was at the grocery and heard a lady ask a little boy what he wanted to be when he grew up and with no pause he said “Mr. Fart”

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

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@saleskhalifa I’d say the same thing if I were a secretary

[audrey 🔜 right behind you @iTrollWomen]

i just got an instagram ad that was bodycam footage of a cop shooting a cow in the head point blank

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Elderly doctors rule it’s like yeah bro il give you super Xanax I mostly learned about skull measurement in medical school

[trevy @chillextremist]

It’s awesome when you’re a kid and don’t know how to dress and can go to Walmart with your mom and pick out the Dr Pepper shirt because that’s a drink you like

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@clicknoboys @eulerianham Reported for saying a slur

[Marked As “Unsafe Individual” @tom_on_here]

Masturbation is clutch when you need to nut 💯🔥

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@AdamZivo Gay Ass Liberal! 100%

[solé @layxsnv]

these new mosquitos pulling yo pants down & eating yo ass !

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

clean colon, couple tv shows trending and shit, pretty sure I'm just gonna stay home and masturbate all day

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I'm addicted to Microsoft Authenticator app

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

A smile is a gang sign for friendly people

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@BropeJim @JaredWeissNBA Shut the fuck up

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@TheBoiJC @SixCelled Which is it