Lasers

funny like rotten milk.

[Lasers @lasertronic]

@BootsRiley I already wanted to see it this weekend but this seals the deal.

[Lasers @lasertronic]

@inkonthepad You live in fucking portland? Ugh. Get out. Go to vantucky with your trash.

[Lasers @lasertronic]

@robertsietsema There’s an egg under the cilantro! But it looks delish.

[Lasers @lasertronic]

@IwriteOK When did watters get so much filler done? I support is bodily autonomy, but I’m surprised it’s not against his inane rules.

[Lasers @lasertronic]

@MarlowNYC I live out of state now and still make a pilgrimage whenever I am back in the city. It’s 2 stories and 2 storefronts of every spice you might ever need.

[Lasers @lasertronic]

@HangleyJr @doctorow Now do Benny’s

[Lasers @lasertronic]

@nezumi_ningen https://t.co/YHjSMUTi19 cannot recommend this experimental one about 80s satanic panic enough.

[Lasers @lasertronic]

@MattZeitlin Only because I freelanced there for a hot minute. Took them 6 months to pay me. Do not recommend.

[Lasers @lasertronic]

@franklinleonard @NewYorker This one about a rare condition that causes people to uncontrollably self harm and do things like eat their own lips and stab themselves. I guess it’s not a “favorite” but holy shit, it’s stuck with me. https://t.co/p8gOqa1Nkz

[Lasers @lasertronic]

Iowa is a forsaken place beyond salvation.

[Des Moines Register @DMRegister]

We know how Iowans feel about their breakfast pizza, but have you considered Froot Loops on pizza? Well, now's the time to consider it, as the Forest Ave. location in Des Moines of Fong's Pizza has added it to their menu. https://t.co/oCWfy3VhSb

[Lasers @lasertronic]

@ambercrollo Dude. No joke. That’s exactly how I described him today to someone.

[Lasers @lasertronic]

@sruthiri Did this get cropped poorly? It reads as incomplete.

[Lasers @lasertronic]

@LucretianAnimus Ooh I’d put money on which shop this is. Sounds like my experience. And like I wanna support local businesses, but...

[Lasers @lasertronic]

@MTVNEWS @YoonjKim Like Viacom isn’t complicit in its terrible treatment of Brit when she was obvi having a terrible time of it back when she had her kids.

[Lasers @lasertronic]

@willcarless NFAC?

[Lasers @lasertronic]

Naked cowboy is usually found in times Times Square shaking down tourists next to Mickey Mouse. Like his idol, I hope he and his grift are banished from nyc.

[Lasers @lasertronic]

True story: trump unity bridge dude built his monstrosity after his divorce. The custom bridge went over a creek on the property his wife got in their settlement. Petty, sore, loser. Just like his idol.

[Will Sommer @willsommer]

I’m covering today’s Trump protests in DC, where thousands are already in the streets. Many protesters today see today as a kind of climactic battle for America, and there has been a lot of talk about bringing guns or attacking police.

[Lasers @lasertronic]

@jessicaramos That sucks. The fridge group I work with has 2 free fridges to offer y’all. We can transport from Brooklyn. Maybe funds can be used for something else in the community?