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[Lauren!. @lash4prez]

How I pour mouthwash vs how I pour laundry detergent

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

important reminder that we are dealing with absolute scumbags here

[Visakan Veerasamy @visakanv]

from time to time I think about this post, which I think remains in the top 0.01% of everything I have ever read

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

regret to inform u all that not only did the elderly couple in line behind us at veselka asked if they could take some photos of us bc we look so sweet together, the waitress then informed us our personal photographer was the peter of peter paul and mary

[weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! @WeirdMedieval]

harvesting words, france, 15th century

[ANTO🌻 @antorfano]

Mi tío? El menos competitivo

[It's Richard Stott @TheRstott]

Saw a thing where people where sharing embarrassing work stories and a girl said when she got her first waitress job, someone ordered champagne and she thought it was standard to shake and spray the bottle at everyone like an F1 driver as that's the only reference she had.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

when Ray Bradbury said “Stuff your eyes with wonder, live as if you’d drop dead in ten seconds,” and “Look closely at everything. Don’t be a snob. Be joyful; writing is not a serious business—it’s a celebration,” he had it exactly right.

[KHWAMPA 𖤓 @khwampa]

simple thoughts, MS Paint, 2023

[poxei @ LBX 712 @poxeii]

why are the guys at the table next to me in this restaurant talking about how they “would choose each other in every universe but it might not always work out”

[Sean Murphy @artofseanmurphy]

A Slice Of Autumn

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

Everyone we've encountered in Germany has been really friendly. When we told our waiter we were american he said he had visited america but it was New York on 9/11 and he was lucky to make it out alive, and to enjoy our meal

[Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell @thetomska]

Got called "big man" by a barista once. Loved it. Rode that high all day. Got called "big boy" by a waiter today. Awful. 0/10. The vibe is in shambles.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

(deep sigh) All six wildfires in the Pacific Cascade Region this weekend were caused by fireworks.

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

my student loan providers could be gay therefore i refuse to give them my business

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

Detroit Free Press, Michigan, June 30, 1940

[•🐾Southpauz🐾 • @SouthpauzArt]

Putting a rate limit on viewing tweets is so exceedingly stupid as a business practice. All that does is encourage people to leave your site instead of infinitely scrolling through trash. You fool. You complete imbecile. You have freed us.

[Abeeha Tariq ✨ @AbeehaTariqArt]

I’m sorry but twitter dying is not funny to me in the slightest. Outside of its ties to my professional art career, I get a lot from it: friends, communities, knowledge, support, news. I’m really not on here just to show and market my art. I genuinely like being here lol

[Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred]

I feel like calling it a “nervous system” was just setting me up for failure.