lashie

whatever you are looking for is looking for you too

[lashie @lashie__]

Oh, why don't we all just die tyler

[Chase @chaselyons]

white people will be like “we up to no good 😈” but the whole time they’re just at Tanner’s house

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Das Kapital in a nutshell

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The left is losing the middle

[Slothana @SlothanasCoinn]

@elonmusk Is the left losing the middle?

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

girls be like “oopsie”

[austin @convictedloner]

if i ever opened up to you i was joking

[Seaux Leaux 🕺🏿 @PHaithfulGem]

me leaving self checkout after scanning the ps5 as a tomato

[boss @boss_on_here]

i work at mcdonalds and i give every burger a small kiss before i send it out

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Receptionist at the dentist office will look u dead in the eye and ask if ur available 4 months and 13 days from now

[James @CaucasianJames]

david dobrik although i would like a tesla, i don’t need one. so if u were thinking about giving me one don’t worry about it

[educated shrimp @yaperboi]

where is Ellen the generous during these trying times she needs to live up to her name

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

what is your favorite HDMI port on your tv? mine is 2