Lauren collins

[Lauren collins @lashlee0420]

Irritated as hell. #wtf

[Lauren collins @lashlee0420]

Love when ugly stupid Bitches flirt with my boyfriend right in front of me #forfuckingreal

[Xstrology @XSTROLOGY]

If you want smashed in your face truth, ask a #Sagittarius.

[Lauren collins @lashlee0420]

I know I dont need a mcgriddle but I want one so bad its #unhealthy.. #fatkidproblems

[Lauren collins @lashlee0420]

Can't seem to shake this crappy feeling.. just feel nauseous for some reason

[Lauren collins @lashlee0420]

I can't do this anymore :( 5 hours left #Iwannagohome

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

To restore balance to the Universe, Obama must have Tommy Chong onstage at the DNC talking to a steak.

[Lauren collins @lashlee0420]

Happy birthday dad!! I love you so much! #daddyslittlegirl

[Lauren collins @lashlee0420]

That's cool I guess I'm just a distraction what about all the other people you text all day? #bitchassbitches

[Lauren collins @lashlee0420]

If Romney gets voted into office Im movin out of this Country If Obama gets into office Im movin out of this country #canwehaveanotherchoice

[Lauren collins @lashlee0420]

If they bring back light up shoes I'm definitely getting in on that shit #6yearoldswag

[Lauren collins @lashlee0420]

All you ever make me do is feel like shit. #selfesteemgone

[Lauren collins @lashlee0420]

Seriously feel like I should get paid for some of the shit I have to listen to #therapistforhire

[Lauren collins @lashlee0420]

You can't just put one nail in the floor and expect the house to stand #effort #time #hardwork

[Lauren collins @lashlee0420]

ANNOYED. #WTF

[Lauren collins @lashlee0420]

@MarriottCT4 jelly bean destroyed my phone factory reset back to ice cream sandwich

[Lauren collins @lashlee0420]

Tired of feeling like this. I would feel much better if u acted like u noticed I was here
#gonnasmashyourgoddamnphone

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

This Equally Stoned Dude Juss Walked Past Me And Eye Fucced My McGriddle

[Tess Taylor @TessTaylor1]

Gay marriage is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going America.

[Lauren collins @lashlee0420]

She just wants to love charizard #blueeyes #mybabies http://t.co/dJ4U8No1