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not the same nobody that foiled the Cyclops

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@anet2111 Sieve

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@Emsrsue Are you dirty minded? Probably.
Do you understand art? Probably not.
Is that sculpture exactly what you think it is?
Probably

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@badbitchinaz Had a tiny nibble once, at the insistence of a dough-eating friend. It was just as disgusting as I imagined it would be

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@asinneryes @PatricProAuthor I love this stuff! You gets a folla'
I am from BC and I have always claimed to Canadian doubters that the WA accent is closer to the Alabama accent (for example) than the California one, but I never understood why. Thanks for the explanation.

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@Angry_Staffer Yes, I like to compare it to how babies cry when you try to change their diapers

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@POTUS Yes. That is a big deal

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@gutgremlins A budgie smuggler?

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@cooltxchick Ha ha! Lol!

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@petehasabeard Hey @badbitchinaz you gotta see this thread

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@1988Vor Ah. Voice of reason. Damn. I should have known

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@1988Vor Alright, you got me. This is totally unrelated to your tweet, but I'm not into DMing randoms so I gotta ask. What does VoR stand for? All I got online is some kind of navigation system

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@HarborMom Well I'll be damned, a donut cone!

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@shannonrwatts No

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@ThePubliusUSA @Chris4Perkins If being a drunk disqualified you, we'd have a great deal fewer politicians

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@cooltxchick Letting him know it was rude and insensitive to just throw it out is cool though

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@cooltxchick Yes. Kid wasn't hungry. Being forced to eat as a child is a traumatizing experience. Not making him anything else to eat until next meal on the other hand, is totally legit. Kid won't starve in the mean time.

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@cooltxchick Take him to volunteer at the homeless shelter for a positive experience, not a punishment

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@DoctorGreenGuy ... Or tails for that matter

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@DoctorGreenGuy How is that irrational? Who wouldn't want foot thumbs?

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@PalmerReport Usually when someone pleads not guilty it means they ain't gonna talk