Mike Baranek

Devourer of pizza, conquerer of beer. DeSantis is a cuck.

[Mike Baranek @LasidoraGT]

I hereby summon the powers of @MLB and @CleGuardians to manifest the powers that be to get @BauerOutage back into the league to do the things he does best, the land needs some help and who better to clutch up and get us to post season. #baseball #bauer #MLB @RobManfred

[Mike Baranek @LasidoraGT]

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[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Trevor Bauer wanted to be paid $6,420,969.69 this year. When he won a higher salary in arbitration, he hatched a plan: He would donate the difference to charity in $420.69 increments. The story on @BauerOutage's newest initiative, The 69 Days of Giving: https://t.co/krYv4lwkQx

[Hobogløbin @Hoboglobin]

LMAO THE CHICK WHO SMASHED HER ICE CREAM INTO HER FACE https://t.co/soRdq1aHSe

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!

[Mike Baranek @LasidoraGT]

Hey @audubonsociety @NatGeo are you guys hiring? https://t.co/j8StGANaLq

[Mike Baranek @LasidoraGT]

@UnknownGamer411 @Dustins_MC @Abbeykelley1198 @UnknownGamer411 lets take turns eating her ass

[Mike Baranek @LasidoraGT]

@Abbeykelley1198 you’re hot. Lemme eat that ass? Please? #TittiesAndAssLookinRight

[MLB @MLB]

A mission for redemption at a crossroads.

Will the @Indians defend The Land? #ALDS

[Mike Baranek @LasidoraGT]

Hey @Indians , can you do a wellness check on @BauerOutage to make sure he didn’t play with any drones today?

[Jose Ramirez @MrLapara]

💍 > 3️⃣0️⃣ https://t.co/aHTt18reoN

[Mike Baranek @LasidoraGT]

Why are there shaw haters? He got 2 schmucks looking in a row lol

[Mike Baranek @LasidoraGT]

There is alot going on in the world right now but don't let that distract you from the fact the @Indians are a few innings from 16 in a row

[Mike Baranek @LasidoraGT]

PEREZ!!!

[Mike Baranek @LasidoraGT]

Review #7: Takis Restaurant: https://t.co/XjS5Dmlmqo via @YouTube

[Mike Baranek @LasidoraGT]

@WGF_216 Hardly anybody in florida is native. I see tribe fans allllllll day down here. Its great

[Mike Baranek @LasidoraGT]

@WGF_216 I wish i was there so bad

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

Elephants are highly social creatures—that sometimes get caught up in mischief #WorldElephantDay

[Mike Baranek @LasidoraGT]

@Indians does @BauerOutage ever smile? He didn't give Judge a bomb so I would be all smiles if I were him