⌞ ʟᴀꜱᴋᴇʏ ⸝⸝ ⌝

[⌞ ʟᴀꜱᴋᴇʏ ⸝⸝ ⌝ @laskeypol]

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⠀⠀you are one pound away from sleep apnea.
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[ᅠᅠ𓐇 ㆍ ͜𓏼𝐬ₚ ͡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝚒𝚗𝚎 .ᅠᅠᅠ @supandain]

‘M NOT FAT .

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑬𝑭 🐼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @CP0CHIEFSPANDAM]

I wish my agents respected me like how Laskey respects my father.

[⌞ ʟᴀꜱᴋᴇʏ ⸝⸝ ⌝ @laskeypol]

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⠀⠀try warm milk and some fresh air.
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[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑬𝑭 🐼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @CP0CHIEFSPANDAM]

I Couldn't Sleep .

[⌞ ʟᴀꜱᴋᴇʏ ⸝⸝ ⌝ @laskeypol]

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⠀⠀you're up early.
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[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑬𝑭 🐼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @CP0CHIEFSPANDAM]

🧍‍♀️

[ᅠᅠ𓐇 ㆍ ͜𓏼𝐬ₚ ͡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝚒𝚗𝚎 .ᅠᅠᅠ @supandain]

⠀Haha .⠀⠀So kind .

[⌞ ʟᴀꜱᴋᴇʏ ⸝⸝ ⌝ @laskeypol]

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⠀⠀even if you're technically not my chief anymore i'll always live to serve. i can't imagine it any other way — that's all.
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[ᅠᅠ𓐇 ㆍ ͜𓏼𝐬ₚ ͡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝚒𝚗𝚎 .ᅠᅠᅠ @supandain]

⠀Haha woah .⠀⠀Didn't expect that to work!

[⌞ ʟᴀꜱᴋᴇʏ ⸝⸝ ⌝ @laskeypol]

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⠀⠀see me. immediately
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[⌞ ʟᴀꜱᴋᴇʏ ⸝⸝ ⌝ @laskeypol]

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⠀⠀?
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[ᅠᅠ𓐇 ㆍ ͜𓏼𝐬ₚ ͡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝚒𝚗𝚎 .ᅠᅠᅠ @supandain]

@laskeypol I'm DTF

[⌞ ʟᴀꜱᴋᴇʏ ⸝⸝ ⌝ @laskeypol]

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⠀⠀fatty.
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[ᅠᅠ𓐇 ㆍ ͜𓏼𝐬ₚ ͡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝚒𝚗𝚎 .ᅠᅠᅠ @supandain]

What

[⌞ ʟᴀꜱᴋᴇʏ ⸝⸝ ⌝ @laskeypol]

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⠀⠀go to bed before you worry your father.
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[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑬𝑭 🐼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @CP0CHIEFSPANDAM]

hhgfnngjdbjhdnvievegejsvjsdb

[⌞ ʟᴀꜱᴋᴇʏ ⸝⸝ ⌝ @laskeypol]

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⠀⠀if you say so.
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[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑬𝑭 🐼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @CP0CHIEFSPANDAM]

MMY LIFE IS SORTED?????EVERYONE ELSE IS.THE PROBLEM

[⌞ ʟᴀꜱᴋᴇʏ ⸝⸝ ⌝ @laskeypol]

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⠀⠀you need to sort your life out. respectfully.
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[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑬𝑭 🐼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @CP0CHIEFSPANDAM]

whatwhat.what.what.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑬𝑭 🐼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @CP0CHIEFSPANDAM]

And I've got no boyfriends or girlfriends because theyre alldead to me all these people do islet me be HUMILIATED AND TAUNTED AND MADE FUN OF AND IMSICK OF ALLOFTHEM I HATE EVERYONE

[⌞ ʟᴀꜱᴋᴇʏ ⸝⸝ ⌝ @laskeypol]

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but i heard what happened at enies lobby and all i can ask is if there's anything you'd like to share? in regards to that experience, naturally.
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[⌞ ʟᴀꜱᴋᴇʏ ⸝⸝ ⌝ @laskeypol]

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⠀⠀black tea?

( he comments before even presented with the cup, lifting it gracefully and taking a small sip, a satisfied 'mm' sound following.

the man can honestly say that he's grateful for her curiosity — it gave a perfect excuse to brush past any pleasantries +
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[* 𝕭u͜͡bble .͟ ͡ ‍*𝖂𝙾𝙼𝙰𝙽. ⸝⸝ 🫧 @parameciassassi]

the blonde allowed her curiosity to resurface . “ i’d like to know the purpose of your visit . ”

[⌞ ʟᴀꜱᴋᴇʏ ⸝⸝ ⌝ @laskeypol]

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such as how she was settling in in favour of what he'd originally came for. a wellness check, a status report .. whatever it classified as. )

i'm aware that this talk has come a little late considering you're .. all settled in elsewhere under a new position.
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[⌞ ʟᴀꜱᴋᴇʏ ⸝⸝ ⌝ @laskeypol]

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⠀⠀he requests soup and then falls asleep in his armchair leaving me to recline it so he doesn't get back ache or stiff neck. what a joke
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[⌞ ʟᴀꜱᴋᴇʏ ⸝⸝ ⌝ @laskeypol]

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⠀⠀retiring with your former boss sounds fun until you're making soup for the third time in a weekend because it's what he keeps requesting.
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[⌞ ʟᴀꜱᴋᴇʏ ⸝⸝ ⌝ @laskeypol]

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⠀⠀retiring with your former boss sounds fun until you're making soup for the third time in a weekend because it's what he keeps requesting.
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