Michael Laskowski

Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.

[Michael Laskowski @laskowski8]

I just proposed to my girlfriend and I couldn't be happier 😁❤

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Welker: "You insisted no new wars."

Trump: "First of all, I didn't guarantee no war."

Welker: "You said it over and over again."

[War Monitor @WarMonitors]

Mind boggling how stupid this administration is.

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Thank You, Football.

Love, #3

[Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople]

Literally mashed potatoes for brains. This is classic dementia stuff. He doesn’t even have a clue what he just said.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[Isaiah Thomas @isaiahthomas]

This gotta stop!!! Why would I be scared to play HIM? This wasn’t his energy in person 😂. He’s a CLOWN! Tryna use me to get clicks. Ima bitch now tho? After in person I was one of your favorite players ever! “Let’s take a pic bro” haha hell no I ain’t taking a pic wit yo bum ass

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it.

This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

Trump's recklessness is needlessly putting our brave service members in harm's way, destroying America's global standing, and making life even more unaffordable for the American people.

We must all stand against this and oppose funding this illegal war of choice.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Over 2,200 years ago, a Greek librarian named Eratosthenes measured the entire planet with a stick and got it right to within 100 miles. He didn’t have satellites or GPS or even a telescope. Just shadows and a guy he hired to walk between two Egyptian cities. His answer was about 25,000 miles around. The real number is roughly 24,900. Less than 1% off. In 240 BC.

That photo up there is from the International Space Station, about 250 miles above us. The ISS whips around the planet once every 90 minutes. Sixteen sunrises, sixteen sunsets, every single day. Astronauts have taken over 3.5 million photographs of Earth from up there. Nearly 300 people from 26 countries have floated up and seen the curve with their own eyes.

And yet. According to a 2018 YouGov poll of over 8,000 adults, only 84% of Americans firmly said the Earth is round. Among 18 to 24 year olds, that dropped to 66%. A separate 2021 survey put the share who think Earth is flat or aren’t sure at about 1 in 10.

In December 2024, a guy from Colorado named Will Duffy spent three years planning and about $35,000 per person to fly some of the biggest flat-earth YouTubers to Antarctica. Near the South Pole during summer, the sun never sets. It stays up for 24 straight hours, circling across the sky, because the Earth is tilted on its axis and the bottom of the planet faces the sun. On a flat earth, that is physically impossible. They live-streamed the whole thing via Starlink. The sun didn’t set. Jeran Campanella, one of the most-watched flat-earth creators on YouTube, went on camera and said he’d been wrong about the 24-hour sun.

The rest of the flat-earth community called it a green-screen fabrication.

I went pretty deep on this one. What gets me is the timeline. Eratosthenes nailed it with a stick in 240 BC. We’ve got 3.5 million photos from orbit. A group of flat-earthers watched the sun circle Antarctica for three days, and parts of the community still called it staged. The evidence has been stacking up for 23 centuries and the gap between what we can prove and what people will accept keeps widening.

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

THIS MF A 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

bro said “you can actually fight” 😭😭

so he’s telling everyone he wants to fight someone who he feels can’t fight 😂 that’s what we call DUCKING ..

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

That’s weird, I was told by the biggest pussies I’ve ever met that he was gonna implement sharia law

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

@jakepaul holy shit you’re such a little bitch bro, just shut up and watch the game😭

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

@catturd2 Hey Catturd! Banger Post! Great Propaganda!! But it would SUCK if everyone figured out that only one of those 3 people (hint: its Trump) was sued for violating the Civil Rights Act by not renting to black people!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To all the athletes representing @TeamUSA: I'm so proud of you. Your talent and perseverance have brought you to this moment, and Michelle and I will be joining Americans from across the country cheering you on.

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇼 @theashrb]

YOU have your own files pls 😭

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

could you imagine being the first lady of the united states and a YOUTUBER outperforms you at the BOX OFFICE

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

@FearedBuck I literally offered in the video to take him to the projects delivering clean water to people in need, I’m not sure what else you guys want from me 😭

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Must be nice to have so much privilege you can just ass kiss your way to the top. Meanwhile all other immigrants have to go through a harrowing process (with some having to wait 10+ YEARS) to obtain citizenship. Many aren’t even able to complete the process without the risk of being kidnapped by ICE.

This was all about her getting permanent residency because she is not a US citizen. I’m sure she also asked if he could pardon her rapist brother and pedophile husband. Fuck you @NICKIMINAJ

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Nicki is an illegal immigrant from Trinidad, whose husband is a registered sex offender and her brother was sentenced to 25 to life for raping his 11 year old step daughter.

But when you praise the Dear Leader, nothing else matters.