Lane Sorkin

Corporate softball league runner-up

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Lane Sorkin @lasork]

@clarencehilljr It’s been clear for awhile that everything they get pissy about doesn’t apply to their side. It’s so stupid anyway, the stick to sports deflection- I work in advertising do I have to stick to advertising? We don’t tell them to stick to being sex offenders

[Lane Sorkin @lasork]

@GeriPerna @safetydonlong I agree, I also want to see the J6ers arrested. Again.

[Lane Sorkin @lasork]

@NickAUSGRIT @Laurie2024

[Lane Sorkin @lasork]

@mikeryan

[Lane Sorkin @lasork]

7:06am on a Tuesday - officially the earliest I’ve woken up and thought thank god it’s Friday.

[Lane Sorkin @lasork]

@sondraa Kay honored his friend perfectly and so did the yanks by piping in his call after the last out

[Warren @swd2]

He 100% ate it

[Lane Sorkin @lasork]

@MaxMannis Positives 1) starters 2) Big G 3) great vibes. Concerns 1) pen, good so far but.. 2) bottom of the order .300 OPS 3) they’re still playing club mixes between every pitch

[Lane Sorkin @lasork]

@juliaaaraeee Same, and we’re a combined 2-0

[Lane Sorkin @lasork]

@kenhanscomb @MrChickSports True and fair, I was referring to losing a heartbreaker which builds the toughness to finish the next year. Go terps.

[Lane Sorkin @lasork]

@Acyn “…every thing that he wrote was wrong and he had 3 different countries labeled as Irak, but we weren’t going to say that to him of course”

[Lane Sorkin @lasork]

So the point of the Liberty Mutual commercials is that their insurance is for morons, right? Which is a fine strategy if so, that is clearly a huge market, but wondering if that’s the intention

[Lane Sorkin @lasork]

@Jeff_Ermann I’ll drive buzz there if it helps close the deal

[NYJ Matt @NYJ_Matt]

This shouldn’t even be a vote. We don’t hate our politicians enough

[PotatoMcWhiskey @PotatoMcWhiskey]

"we ended diversity, equity and inclusion in America" the rapist murderer pedophile dictator said pedophilicly to thunderous applause

[Lane Sorkin @lasork]

@CT_RSTA @SollenbergerRC Psalm 4547: Thou shall not worship false idols who rape and abuse children

[Lane Sorkin @lasork]

@GGramma1950 @SeanCasten Just read the police reports. My god, you are so willfully ignorant in support of an administration run by a pedophile who is stealing your money. I hope you don’t have children, and if you do I’m sure they’ve stopped talking to you.

[Lane Sorkin @lasork]

@mattvanswol lol, nobody gives a shit about you but you incessantly make everything that happens about yourself. Just begging for attention, you may be the most pathetic person I’ve come across.