I work at a bank and this elderly woman comes in every Tuesday to deposit exactly $20 into her savings account. Sweet lady, always brings cookies. Today she hands me the deposit slip and it says $4,340. I'm like "Mrs. Chen is this right?" and she goes "Oh yes dear, I won the lottery!" Turns out she won $50,000 on a scratcher. I'm congratulating her, asking what she's gonna do, and she says "Well, I'm giving $20,000 to each of my children, and the rest I'm using to hire a man to dig up my ex-husband's grave and move it six feet to the left." Dead silence. She sees my face and goes "What? I bought the family plot. It's MY section. He was sleeping too close to where I'm gonna be." Then she took a cookie from her purse, handed it to me, and shuffled out. My coworker and I just stared at each other.