Mike Cooley

fantastical tales of madness and mayhem

[Mike Cooley @last_writes]

New Rift! #edm #darkwave #synth
https://t.co/erbAtcqHog

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Donald had a temper tantrum on national television and walked out of an interview simply because Kristen Welker presented him with a basic fact.

Note to other journalists: now is the time to pile on. He won't be able to handle it.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @DAGToddBlanche: You don’t get to decide to “move on” from the Epstein Files or from following the congressional law. That decision can only be made by the American people and Congress.

You will be disbarred. The files will eventually be released.

November is coming.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

1) Cover it up.
2) If the cover up fails, falsely deny it.
3) If the false denials are refuted, try to discredit the people who exposed you.
4) If discrediting the exposers doesn't work, complain that opponents are weaponizing the exposure against you.
5) If the weaponization complaints aren't accepted, declare that you've taken full accountability for your past mistakes.
6) And then the next time it happens - repeat steps 1-5.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Ken Paxton offered a man 1 day in jail for raping a little boy. Today Texas Republicans made him the GOP nominee for US Senate. The Republican Party protects people who rape kids.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The Republican Party quietly deleted their own ad attacking Ken Paxton's record on crime... because Paxton is now the Republican Party's nominee to represent Texas in the U.S. Senate.

Figured if the ad is important enough to delete, it's important enough to see...

[Kate from Kharkiv @BohuslavskaKate]

PETRAEUS: I'm trying to draw attention of Congress to fact that we haven't remotely learned lessons from war in Ukraine. That's future of war: Ukraine alone using 10,000 drones a day, 90% of Russian casualties caused by drones, armored vehicles no longer survive on battlefield.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

The best thing you can do for fallen soldiers on Memorial Day is to stop voting for politicians who make more of them.

[Daniel Goldman @danielsgoldman]

Donald Trump ran for office for three reasons:

1) stay out of jail
2) exact revenge on his enemies
3) line his pockets

Everything else he says is bullshit.

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨Trump is now single handedly responsible for 27.7% of the national debt.

This is dramatically more than any President in American history.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

You handed them the fucking strait and you’re walking away with nothing.

We lost 13 American heroes, Marco.

To stop a country that didn’t have nukes from getting the nukes they’re now far more determined to get and to hand them control over a strait they didn’t control.

Fuck you.
I will spend every waking breath in my body making sure you never become president.
You pathetic, evil, cuck.

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

Trump promised Americans a healthcare plan in “2 weeks.”

It’s been 304 weeks.

He still has not released a healthcare plan.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

@BasedMikeLee Didn't JD Vance, trump's own VP, call him "America's Hitler?" Didn't he, Mike?

Isn't trump FULL of politically heated rhetoric?

You know the truth.
Stop playing dumb... dumb with a "B." 🙄

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

The worst part of Covid was that 20 million people died

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS JACKASS LYING TO OUR FACES, THERE ARE 3 GAS STATIONS NEAR MY HOUSE, GAS PRICES ARE DEFINITELY UP, NOT DOWN YOU LYING, ROTTING TURD

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@atrupar But he pardoned 1600 people who went to the capitol with the intent to commit political violence, Judge Juice Box.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Really American host Thom Hartmann breaks down Trump absolutely betraying his own voters by outsourcing their entire company to China just to help his billionaire buddy

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

So Trump got 13 Americans killed, spent billions of dollars, and gave Iran 20 billion dollars to get a worse deal than Obama?

ART OF THE DEAL!

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

It sunk Bush one

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

DAVID ROHDE: “Iran offered to give away ALL of its ENRICHED URANIUM during the recent peace talks. Hours later the U.S. started dropping bombs.”

Everything we’re being told by the Trump admin is a lie. He’s single-handedly destroying the United States.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Trump’s new budget adds an extra $500 billion to fund wars abroad — about $3,700 more for every household in America — while cutting health, jobs, housing, and education.

Put simply, it takes more of your money for foreign wars, while making life in America even more unaffordable.