MAVIN

Part time national treasure. Deeper than Kanye. Favorite hobby is walking around IKEA for no damn reason. Don't need a girl when I gotta bidet.

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@pakisdaddy Twitter needs to add an option to dislike comments bruh

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Istg if I see another middle aged white lady with her mask below her nose, I’m pluggin them nostrils up

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Culture is only pretty from the outside

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People who barely sweat are so lucky, I literally waterboard myself every time I take my shirt off smh

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@paolarodrriguez That’s crazy, I’m into seizures as well 🥵😋

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@owaisicle Yea I can relate, that’s why I got my toaster as a back up

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It should be illegal to eat chocolate chip cookies without microwaving them

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@JilaniHaaris I would but it’s just so toxic and I don’t wanna risk your whole career by putting it online, just trying to be a good friend out here smh

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@JilaniHaaris And I want my tl to be clear of your toxicity, we can’t have everything my guy