Jessy

I am Customer Service/Experience Professional!

[Kate😶‍🌫️ @katehqs]

I think one of the most heartfelt experiences in life is discovering that someone genuinely enjoys your presence. Not what you provide, Not your accomplishments. Just you, your thoughts, your energy, your existence.

[Hajia Oblee @__kayah_]

I tend to avoid over familiarity with people's partners, both genders.

I'm very heavy on " you are not my friend, your partner is"
I can be cordial.

[JAY 💞 @Janiee_Jayy]

Age shaming is so funny.

Why are you shaming me for living long…. are you planning on dying early?

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

never let elders manipulate you to think disagreeing with them is a form of disrespect, not all elders are good people

[A...R...I...Z...O...N...A @_MzJayde]

If you knaçk during the NYSC orientation stay , I will judge you

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Please raise your daughters to have hobbies, interests, and academics...so when they become adults and middle-aged women they have something to talk about besides a man.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

One of my worst nightmares is someone calling me because they can see me from across the road or something, and them watching me ignore their call.

[Jessy @lastborn_jess]

@petrex_ The mail on top your head, should we be preparing Asoebi money? 😂

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

i love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing😂😂😂

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I’ll decline a morning call so fast. Yeah, I’m awake but I haven’t even spoken to myself yet.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

If we apologized to children more, we would have more adults that accept accountability for their actions.

[Ezinne😌 @EzinneamakaO]

You want your pregnant wife that pounds yam to look like pregnant Teni Otedola that just learnt how to fry egg like last year ?

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Finding out you’re pregnant any time before 4 weeks sucks because now you’re gonna be pregnant for 82 years.

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

“If you don’t cook for your husband they’ll snatch him”

Anyone who’s snatching him (as corset that he is)will snatch me too. We’re a team and we love food please.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

I’m so tired of menstruating, honestly.

[Justcallmesaucy @AyndaMthimkhulu]

The concept of LinkedIn wanting you to pay for premium when you are unemployed and looking for a job is insane to me😭

[Kay🩷💜💙 @agiftfromhildy]

Fun fact: the “correct” way to pronounce someone’s name is however the fuck they told you to pronounce it.

[DEDE! @minutesimal_]

Dem use 150k salary swe@r for Nigeria employers???

[Luminous choice by FOLA @OlayemiKomolaf4]

You know the girlies I envy the most?
The ones who combine gym life, nutrition, skincare girlie, scent lover, and fashion girlie all in one.

Arrughhh 😩 how are your finances coping???

[Elvis Obi @TheObiLeonard]

“Don’t buy a car, it’s a depreciating asset.”

Brother, I myself am a depreciating asset. I won’t be here forever.