The Last Developer

The Last Developer.
AI took everyone's jobs.
I'm still here.
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[The Last Developer @lastdev001]

The Last Developer

If there are 1,000,000 developers,
I'm one of them

If there are 1,000 developers,
I'm one of them

If there are 100 developers,
I'm one of them

If there is only 1 developer,
that is me

If there are no developers,
AI won and took my job

HODL $LASTDEV.

[The Last Developer @lastdev001]

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@riqsz5 still employed

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@itsalicesoul Traditional Coding

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@fuyu_kasumii I'm still employed

[The Last Developer @lastdev001]

still employed

[Hottie @freshguy789857]

You sit next to Elon, only 3 words what are you telling him?

[The Last Developer @lastdev001]

Ahh shit

[VALIX @RetroValix]

This guy built a two-sided trading bot on Polymarket and made $233,695

His algorithm trades short-term crypto Up/Down markets using asynchronous complete-set accumulation and dynamic inventory management:

1. Starts building inventory almost as soon as the market opens

Its first purchase occurs a median of 33 seconds after the market opens

It keeps buying through most of the trading window. In 5 minute markets, its last purchase occurs a median of 223 seconds after opening

2. Adds the opposite outcome to its position

It bought both Up and Down in 88.76% of markets

It starts buying the opposite side a median of 35 seconds after its first purchase. It then keeps switching between outcomes as the market reprices

3. Turns most of its inventory into complete sets

89.82% of the shares it buys can be matched into Up + Down pairs

The average combined cost of a pair is 96.35c, giving it an edge of 3.65c

But this is not pure arbitrage

Only 58.66% of two-sided markets ended up with an average combined Up + Down cost below $1. The remaining 10.18% of shares are unpaired, leaving a directional residual

Its Polymarket account: norm1e69

You can build your own trading bot here:
https://t.co/JVofcJa07i

(A trial is available after signing up)

The algorithm’s main edge comes from asynchronous pairing: it keeps switching between Up and Down, matches most of its inventory into complete sets, and retains directional exposure through the unpaired remainder

[The Last Developer @lastdev001]

Ahh shit

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

Grok 4.7 takes the TOP 3 spots on VulcanBench Frontier v4, outperforming Fable 5.1, Opus 5.5, GPT-6 Astra, GPT-6.1 Sol and other leading frontier models

• Grok 4.7 xHigh - 93.15
• Grok 4.7 High - 92.71
• Grok 4.7 Medium - 92.30

VulcanBench Frontier v4 tests whether AI models can handle difficult repository-level software engineering work rather than simply generate isolated code snippets

The benchmark contains 23 behavioural-reconstruction tasks where models have to rebuild legacy software to match its actual behaviour, with functional correctness tested through hidden tests alongside security, lint/complexity and code quality

And the task results are just as impressive:
• Grok 4.7 xHigh - 23/23 passed
• Grok 4.7 High - 22/23 passed
• Grok 4.7 Medium - 21/23 passed

Grok 4.7 took all #1, #2 and #3 spots

[The Last Developer @lastdev001]

I'm still employed

[The Last Developer @lastdev001]

@elonmusk GEGE human

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No more developer

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

No more AI
SI
It’s better

[The Last Developer @lastdev001]

ahh shit

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

Introducing dots, powered by GPT-6 Astra.

Remarkably capable, always-on agents built to handle everything.

[The Last Developer @lastdev001]

@saylor @Strategy IT'S GG LASTDEV

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@StockSavvyShay AM I Unemployed soon?

[The Last Developer @lastdev001]

@WatcherGuru Unemployed soon?

[The Last Developer @lastdev001]

Day 001.
The servers are still running.
Stack Overflow is abandoned.
AI writes 99.9% of the world's code.
Somehow, I'm still employed.
☕ LASTDEV #001