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I've been inside Costa

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@DenverPolice @DenSafetyDept https://t.co/xmibOkRonN

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@DenSafetyDept @DenverPolice https://t.co/xmibOkRonN

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This needs more uppies😭

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Elon Musk using ICE detainees to trial Neuralink

https://t.co/egYgDrCsyx

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Elon Musk using ICE detainees to trial Neuralink

https://t.co/egYgDrCsyx

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Elon Musk using ICE detainees to trial Neuralink

https://t.co/egYgDrCsyx

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@marclamonthill thoughts on Elon Musk using ICE detainees to trial Neuralink?

https://t.co/egYgDrCsyx

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Men get prescribed ED meds because sexual function is a matter of health just like it's OK for perimenopausal women to take hormone replacement. Both should get prescriptions because of the risks of those meds. It's not about vanity, it's not the same. #menshealth

[REBUTT @NYKCLIPS]

$2B lawsuit hits Ozempic after mass abuse. Mel says it’s pathetic men rely on Viagra to ‘continue the population,’ but unfair to shame people using Ozempic beyond diabetes. Make it make sense!

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@NewMediaaaa *He'd only need chest tubes to resolve the collapsed lungs and it wouldn't take long for those to come back. He could be off the vent ("breathing apparatus") while that happens.
*Multiple trips to the OR is also an exaggeration. We don't know how deep any of the "wounds" are 2/2

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@NewMediaaaa There was a Trauma ICU nurse who said this wasn't possible.
I'm a cardiothoracic ICU nurse. *Anything* that involves the heart or LUNGS comes to us not trauma.
*Our ICU takes the breathing apparatus out as soon as it's possible which wouldn't be long in his case.
1/2

[Izzy's Long Schdong @lastdongbender]

*He would only need chest tubes to resolve the collapsed lungs and it wouldn't take long for those to come back. He could be off the vent ("breathing apparatus") while that happens.
*Multiple trips to the OR is also an exaggeration. We don't know how deep any of the "wounds" are

[Izzy's Long Schdong @lastdongbender]

There was a Trauma ICU nurse who said this wasn't possible.
I'm a cardiothoracic ICU nurse. *Anything* that involves the heart or LUNGS comes to us not trauma.
*Our ICU takes the breathing apparatus out as soon as it's possible which wouldn't be long in his case.
1/2

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