Dr LaStefa, PhD

“I’m not a scientist, but... wait, no, I AM a scientist” she/her

[Dr LaStefa, PhD @LaStefa]

Hi I am a woman and having an opinion is bad.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

a guy in a DSA shirt just ordered a bahn mi and limeade at this restaurant. interesting a self identified “socialist” would do this instead of licking moss or lichens off of rocks

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I could be living on the cliffs of Mayo right now if the English hadn’t starved my great-great-great-grandfather. Now I’ve got JD Vance as my Vice President.

[ThienemanSZN🇺🇸 @ThienemanSZN]

What a group

[Bologna @PeterFonseca]

Pope Bob has the Vatican looking like an Evergreen Park basement.

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

IDIOCRACY wasn't this stupid.

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

have dined with orc before? orc do things differently here. orc actually recommend start with two or three small meat to share. meat get bigger as you go down menu. orc restaurant rated highly in new orc times

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

notice the outfit has shape and drape

[Eric Koch @EricDKoch]

Is he about to be forced to resign as the prime minister of the UK?

[tern @1goodtern]

You couldn't make this up.
If you plotted this in a movie or TV show it would seem too ridiculous and unsubtle.

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

theyre landing at ohare

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Oh ya for sure dude imagine a system like that

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

andersonville

[Dr Rob @rob_heighton]

Once I sneezed among friends and no one said anything, so I said "what? No bless yous for Giacomo?" in an Italian accent and everyone looked at me like I was clinically insane. So I probably won't be doing that again

[💜🌔❄️ @StellaNoxEclair]

Instant Twitter Hall of Fame inductee, this is about to get posted like the pancakes/waffles screenshot

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Me getting mad thinking about Belgium for the next 4 days

[Max @maxtmcc]

The Hague being a major city is so funny given how its name is used by most people. Like imagine if you committed some war crimes and people were like “you’re getting sent to Cleveland bruh”

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

If the Catholics are right and the Pope is the Supreme Pontiff, and if temporal authority is subordinated to spiritual authority, then the Pope can depose the head of FIFA and overturn Balogun's red card