Ben Dascombe

father of 4, Tunbridge Wells or Newcastle, media agency owner, student of bloodstock, previous small time owner & poor poker player, trade markets, entrepreneur

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@Teamslikebhafc @Billie_T During his time at Brighton & Hove Albion, Deniz Undav averaged 115 minutes per goal in all competitions, scoring 8 times in 921 minutes of action

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King Edward VII is the obvious case in point ... That is basically it!

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Kevin Blake's take on middle distance horses is rubbish. Has he watched a single race this week. There is a concentration of all the best bloodstock in a few stables, that's all there is too it. It's boring. And don't get me started on that Windsor Castle change.

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@Graham_Stewart5 @Brightonian_ You mean after he had played 38 Premier League games, not zero

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@drunkenstylee What wages he was let go

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@jmeketch_ @L_BHAFC Exactly the thoughts of Bayern.

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@TogetherBHA Do Tony and Paul ever ask for money? Don't they just ask "what's the offer?" The Spurs offer is short of their valuation. None of us know the offer or valuation. If Spurs want to offer more before anyone else comes in - who can win the league and Champions League - they can.

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@Liv_Boeree @narindertweets Liv from Kent, just remind us where you live and where you come from. Don't fold pre flop.

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@BHAfanUSA Any chance we can get Alexis back for around £10m?

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@BrettMendoza_ Perhaps see him as the next manager with James....

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@BHAfanUSA People can't read. They also tend to ignore what they don't want to see!
Funny game being a manager. Get the blame for people being truly shit when they should be doing better. Being top 4 in 2026 would be good.

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@SkySportsNews Write a list of teams that you might expect over the next 3/4 years to be chasing European dreams under PSR. The six clubs who allegedly voted against SCR are understood to be Bournemouth, Brighton, Brentford, Crystal Palace, Fulham and Leeds. Familiar? SCR is another stitch up

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@AndyNaylorBHAFC Would love to see Mitoma play as a 9. He could be a great option to play centrally. Watching him weekly he seems to smile and purr as he gets more central. His heading has improved, his touch is world class and he can shoot.

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https://t.co/BSFzWXuQKO
This might be an opinion, but definitely not mine. The fixation on speed being the reason for dwindling fields etc. is plain wrong.
Consider how we have reached this point! Middle distance mares & stallions in the hands of a few. Running for fewer trainers

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@SmithMustScore_ @CornfordNeil How much money up front, if we need a deal to free up another player at another club and in a different league, who else the agent manages, what signal it sends to other players around the world and in the team....

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@cengizhaskan @Owen_S10 @fred_bhafc @yagosabuncuoglu Any evidence on this?

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@jaimestaples And then tomorrow you will watch Spurs 🫣

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@ditsy_chick @danwootton Do you mean a court and a jury?

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@dankness3 Wait and see what the blinds do.

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@jaimestaples Tell her Spurs are going to win the league.
#levels