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[nisha 🤹🏻 @niishahaha]

my 4 digit atm pin protecting my 3 digit bank amount

[Chick Bongo 🇵🇷 @Foxyygrandpa__]

AI having the same fate as NFTs would bring so much warmth and joy to my heart.

[k @Kaartikkkkk]

POV: It’s 2:00 PM on a summer day. Your mom is taking a nap, the house is quiet and you’re wandering around trying to find something to do.

[mathis° @loomerrrrr]

how it feels de chercher un sujet de mémoire pertinent et original

[Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸 @mrjeffu]

A viral video in Japan shows how various professional baseball managers signal that they want to challenge an umpire's ruling and request video view.

[Labisi✨ @milkyroa]

Everybody talking about The Office and Friends meanwhile Modern Family is literally up there as the best sitcom imo

[Pierre @Frenchmapleman]

And for the lady perhaps laying my full bodyweight down on her so her nervous system calms down

[a ୨୧ @xanxbarbieprt2]

taking notes on ur laptop or ipad is a myth and ur not actually retaining anything sory imma die on that hill

[boisselle @seanboisselle]

If you raw dogged a CS degree pre-LLM you can never be a true vibe coder. You’ve seen too much.

[Kamo @Kamoportal]

when I’m trying to be positive but shit just keeps happening to me

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

best time to reach me is when i’m at work. don’t bother me when i’m at home

[alyan @tom_hoeland]

having a remote job that pays in usd must be a good thing because if it were a bad thing it would've happened to me already

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.

[Mayor @IsmaheelJeemoh]

When I got paid last month, I decided to satisfy my strong craving for burger and milkshake. A night has not passed since then where I did not wake up to regret that decision.

[ESSERE FERRARI ERA BABYDOLL @44Hamilton4life]

Can’t even defend my country no more it just ass😭😭😭

[Adéṣẹ̀tọ́ @Illusionist_126]

Most real readers had that Dan Brown Phase.

[kaique @kaique0b]

fazendo minha rematrícula e vi uma matéria que não entendi no semestre passado com um II na frente

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Petition to start naming heatwaves after oil companies and wildfires after their CEO's.