john mcgovern

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

Not a single person predicted this escape plan 😅

[Plutôt la Barbie @plutotlabarbie]

"Hahaha, yeah, he does look just like me."

"But seriously though, I did not murder Ann Widdecombe."

[EFC.Cain @efc_cain]

You’ve just had £835 off me ye cheeky cunts, fuck off, sign a right back and don’t email me again until next years renewal 👍

[Now Football @Nowfootball]

What in the match fixing is going on in the first gameweek of the Bulgarian league???🇧🇬😭😭

[Interstellar @InterstellarUAP]

Mel Gibson "They found the BIGGEST Pyramid in the World"

“All the pyramids in Tikal would fit inside the one big pyramid in El Mirador.”

“Yeah. It’s a monster… and it is literally the biggest pyramid in the world. Bigger than the ones in Egypt.”

Mel was telling Joe Rogan about the hidden pyramid deep in the Guatemalan jungle.

La Danta, located within the ancient Maya city of El Mirador in northern Guatemala, is considered one of the largest pyramids in the world by total volume.

This massive Preclassic Maya structure boasts a total volume of roughly 2.8 million cubic metres, making it even more massive than the Great Pyramid of Giza by volume, despite being shorter in height.

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NEW - A new species of monkey with orange lips has been discovered in the Congo. Likweli, is the fifth new African monkey species discovered in the past 75 years.

[Paul Johnson @paul__johnson]

From The Times

[Fran @frannyporter]

Years ago I was in a tattoo parlour in Brum and a fella came in and kicked off because you couldn't really see his black ink tattoos against his black skin. He was told beforehand this could be the case but he was flipping and screaming at the staff. It was Troy Deeney.

[Now Football @Nowfootball]

The Official Everton TikTok account has absolutely rinsed Troy Deeney here😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Benny Blanco @Benny_Blanco40]

Rice gone off with illness.

They need to put him in a bowl of mobile phones overnight and he’ll be fine.

[I Had Trials Once @IHadTrialsOnce]

🗣️ “F**K YOUR BROTHER!” 🤣

A belter from @paddykenny17 on former teammate Anton Ferdinand…

[john mcgovern @latchfordslad]

You pick injury plagued players then you need to make it your job to over come the injuries when they arrive...

[Dougie Critchley @DougieCritchley]

I think in any normal year...

If England went into a quarter-final against a side that had comfortably knocked out Brazil...

With Saka, Rice and James not fit to start, Livramento already ruled out, another right-back option in Quansah suspended... and a potential Rice replacement having broken his arm in a freak accident...

AND the game coming just 5 days after one of the most exhilarating, gruelling England matches of all-time... beating Mexico, in the Azteca... a place they hadn't lost since 2013...

And you concede the 1st goal, for the 2nd time in 3 knock-out matches...

I think a lot of manager's would panic and think "man, this might not be our year."

Not Tuchel. He finds a way and his team, which are so, so gritty and determined, find a way.

What a guy!

[john mcgovern @latchfordslad]

Is the mountain your peoperty 🤣

[La Twitchance @LaTwitchance]

En Angleterre, un homme s’est retrouvé bloqué après avoir regardé un match de football chez des amis.

La voiture du voisin empêchait toute sortie. Lorsqu’il lui a demandé de la déplacer, celui-ci a refusé, affirmant que c’était son allée et qu’il n’avait qu’à attendre.

Selon vous, le voisin a-t-il eu raison parce que c’était son allée, ou aurait-il pu faire un effort ? 🤔

[La Twitchance @LaTwitchance]

En Angleterre, un homme s’est retrouvé bloqué après avoir regardé un match de football chez des amis.

La voiture du voisin empêchait toute sortie. Lorsqu’il lui a demandé de la déplacer, celui-ci a refusé, affirmant que c’était son allée et qu’il n’avait qu’à attendre.

Selon vous, le voisin a-t-il eu raison parce que c’était son allée, ou aurait-il pu faire un effort ? 🤔

[AjL @UT_1878_FT]

News to me that @Everton have stopped the discount in the Everton shop with your season ticket 😂 price of the fucking things aswell, nevermind needing a membership to take your kids to friendly game haha, turned into a proper shithouse club lately, try stop being shit first 😂

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

A 61-year-old Ryanair passenger was nearly sucked out of a plane after debris from a damaged engine shattered a cabin window during a flight from Greece to Germany.

[𝕁𝔼ℝMIONEᵉᵉ♡🪭💕✯✯🪭💕 @jermioneee]

The penalty’s at this World Cup have been diabolical. Instead of trying to look good put your fucking foot through it you silly twats.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿TheEnglandSocial🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @SocialEngland66]

A 2am fight in Wembley in November in a stadium without a roof.

Fucking genius idea.

You absolute spastic.

[ragtimebillypeaches @dazreynolds4]

Past a mini bus full of teenagers today on motorway, no arses in the back window no wanker or 2 fingers as I passed all hunched over monged on there phones, broken Britain

[🇹🇷 Transfer Haberleri ⚒ @Transferhaber6]

🗣 Zinedine Zidane: "Formamı çok istiyorsan maç sonunda veririm..."

🗣 Marco Materazzi: "Hayır, kız kardeşini tercih ederim."

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