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[Wholesome Football account @mr_notblah_]

The baby thinks this is for her. She was not with woody and buzz from day one. Get a job

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

Toy Story 5 wasn’t made for kids man what is this

[Peter Hassett 🌕🐉 @peterhassett]

he perked up once the scoreboard showed 39-17

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@HunterBiden @hippojuicefilm The culture has shifted so much. Donald fucked up politics so royally that Hunter is the only clear choice for president this next run

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@TobberHNFT @sadreturns I feel like the cincophone moment might be funniest skit of all time. The fact that he’s dead silent for the zero, almost as if he’s warning you not to fuck up or else you’ll have to start all over which is a huge hassle. Like it had been a previous mistake he made. “Kickass gel”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho I like that he’s wearing a Santa hat because he’s covered in chimney soot

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@HunterFor2028 LFG

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Anyone else Fraiser fans?

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So dope

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i cannot think of a more perfectly distilled example of why so many survivors of sexual assault don’t come forward

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump

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@thatdayin1992 They haven’t even soft launched an alien skeleton yet

[episode one @E1podcast]

When your Girl is making you sancks for football

[josh @y0cuando]

Pronouncing oatmeal like Montreal

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My fatass been talkin to god, praying mantits

[mjsrightglove @mjsrightglove]

dudes used to just hand you particles