Late Lakes

Late availability, special offers and promotions in the beautiful English Lake District. #latelakes

[Late Lakes @latelakes]

Annual reminder that if you voted leave you’re a cunt!

[Late Lakes @latelakes]

A big fat New Years fuck you to every single one of you cunts that voted leave. I hope you choke on your newly found sovereignty!

[Late Lakes @latelakes]

@MariahCarey I bet you want a lot for Christmas!

[Late Lakes @latelakes]

@dyson Instead of a new fan / hand dryer / hair tongs couldn't you invent a way to stop people from getting covered in skin cells / clothing fibres / dead bugs every time they empty the cleaner?

[Late Lakes @latelakes]

@dyson

[Late Lakes @latelakes]

Also, why do all @dyson models look like iMacs from 1998?

[Late Lakes @latelakes]

Every time I empty my @Dyson it's like the scene where they scatter Donny's ashes in The Big Lebowski.

[Late Lakes @latelakes]

@Agedcragrat @lakedistrictnpa Let’s call it £8 million. Get your chequebook out Terry!

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

All the MPs who voted against giving nurses a pay rise in 2017 https://t.co/x149NaUPMa

[Guy Verhofstadt @guyverhofstadt]

Have we found the Brexit bonus? A new colour #bluepassport which reduces rights, made by a French - Dutch company in Poland.
https://t.co/okNyjSyCSK

[Joe Pike @joepike]

Tried to show @BorisJohnson the picture of Jack Williment-Barr. The 4-year-old with suspected pneumonia forced to lie on a pile of coats on the floor of a Leeds hospital.

The PM grabbed my phone and put it in his pocket:

@itvcalendar | #GE19

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

Tommy Robinson is endorsing Boris Johnson's Conservatives and former Conservative leader Sir John Major is not

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

“It is not too late. We have an interview prepared. Oven-ready, as Mr Johnson likes to say”

Andrew Neil issues a challenge for Boris Johnson to commit to an interview with him, to face questions on why people have “deemed him to be untrustworthy”

https://t.co/daHLxEYn4r

[The Progressive Alliance 🟥🟩🟧 @TheProgAlliance]

🔵TAKE OUT A TORY🔵
Johnson > Uxbridge > Lab🌹
Raab > Esher & W > LD🔶
Patel > Witham > Labour🌹
Mogg > NE Somerset > Lab🌹
Gove > Surrey Hills > LD🔶
I.D.S. > Chingford > Lab🌹
Francois > Rayleigh > Lab🌹
Redwood > Wokingham > LD🔶
Baker > Wycombe > Lab🌹
May > Maidenhead > LD🔶

[C4 News FactCheck @FactCheck]

The Conservatives announced 50,000 more nurses. It emerged later that this includes retaining nurses who were expected to leave the NHS. Now there's another catch. Read the full @FactCheck:
https://t.co/KKEUFJrrir

[Dmitry Grozoubinski @DmitryOpines]

"Is it possible to do an FTA in 11 months?"

"Absolutely. On a completely unrelated note, here's a Mona Lisa someone smashed out in an afternoon."