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life is bleak and it’s my cheat day

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LIFE IS BLEAK AND THE ALBUM IS LIVE! Get it on every platform

https://t.co/8BAMwJ5x86

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Wish I had good skin but instead god blessed me with good personality and also adhd

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Chewing with your mouth open seems so freeing

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Play that song…what’s it called…silly joel updown girl?

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Oh yo do not and I mean DO NOT try to sync the audio and video on your tv after taking ambient and especially DO NOT do it when the source material was uploaded wrong anyway. Trust me gang

Indie rock!

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Y’all don’t follow wrestling so you wouldn’t know this but the champion of wwe has a thing right now where he says he’s “found G.O.D. mode” and it stands for Greatness On a Different Level Mode. They made t-shirts with this and everything

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This thread is inspired by my new nightly routine of watching 20 minutes of an audio/video unsync’d (trust me i tried) episode of wcw thunder before bed. They got ric flair’s kid’s English teacher out here claiming the child sucks the helium out of balloons behind the school

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Excited to drink a beer tomorrow

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@rhinestonecal Isabelle has made some before and I’ve tried em on as a joke but it don’t look right

Also yeah since I deactivated my main my new thing is coming in here, tweeting inane shit, and not scrolling at all. I love it

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I would look insane in a bucket hat

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Love saying some shit like “you know how this town is”

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Had a period of saying “homie” a lot and then a period of thinking saying “homie” is played out and now I’m back on saying “homie” all the time. I feel like this is relatable but I’m prob talking out of my ass

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Zero likes for the zapruder film???? I bet if I post my bare ass it gets ten likes MINIMUM

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I learned what the zapruder film is 2 months ago and you can sure as shit bet I’ve shoehorned it into every conversation possible since then

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@goblin__armor Yes actually lmao what’s up with that

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Haircut dollar to time value proposition is awful

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@davemeltzerWON hey memphian here reading your coverage of the collision tapings - the “whoop that trick” chant is NOT about trick Williams! It’s from the hustle and flow movie and we do it at basically every sporting event, especially wrestling. Trick took it from us lol

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@dan_hornsby Hey Dan this is Zach I deactivated my other twitter and I’m scrolling around my “good follows” mental list - gotta tell ya that this is up there with the skip intro tweet for me

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I don’t think I’ve ever actually heard uptown girl. When people talk about billy Joel uptown girl I just smile and nod and act like I’ve heard uptown girl but I know I never have

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I deactivated my main for so long that they straight up deleted it lmao

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Saltine flavored ice cream