Bobby Campbell

[Bobby Campbell @lathon]

Enter to win Iso-8 in the #MarvelPuzzleQuest Sweepstakes! DL game for free at https://t.co/kxO0foUxzg @MarvelPuzzle

[Bobby Campbell @lathon]

WildStar goes free-to-play September 29, and I just entered their launch sweepstakes to win @Razer gear! http://t.co/S1BkcJ3691 #WildStar

[Bobby Campbell @lathon]

WildStar goes free-to-play September 29, and I just entered their launch sweepstakes to win @Razer gear! http://t.co/S1BkcJkH0z #WildStar

[Bobby Campbell @lathon]

I just entered to win @Razer peripherals in the WildStar free-to-play launch sweepstakes! http://t.co/S1BkcJ3691 #WildStar

[Bobby Campbell @lathon]

I've been prepping for these @HootersCasinoLV wings! I'm trying not to drool. #imready

[GLAAD @glaad]

Boy Scouts of America Board Member resigns in support of gay Ohio mom - read his resignation letter http://t.co/Sr7xHDol #LGBT

[Bobby Campbell @lathon]

I'm probably going to die from having to do my own dishes...@nic0le1112

[Bobby Campbell @lathon]

"What are you in for?" "The free tattoos." #conversationsinprison

[Bobby Campbell @lathon]

@andysblackout "… is like playing poker. You hold out for a royal flush, but you settle for a nice pair."

[Bobby Campbell @lathon]

@andysblackout "…like a baby seal, it's easier when you club them on the head first."?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"You know where you are? You're in The Hyatt Terrace Bistro, baby! You're gonna diiiiiiiiiine!" -- Axl Rose, maitre d'

[Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion]

Overheard at coffee shop.

Him- I broke up with my girlfriend.
Her- Oh, no! When?
Him- As soon as she gets this text.

[Bobby Campbell @lathon]

I survived Y2K, this 2012 stuff is nonsense...#90s

[Bobby Campbell @lathon]

I wonder if the Nord merchants know that I am paying for their services with gold, looted from the graves of their dead relatives... #Skyrim

[Bobby Campbell @lathon]

@mozball88 I told you to just pop it and let it drain. Would've saved you a couple hours.

[Bobby Campbell @lathon]

A sandwich in hand, is worth two in the fridge... #StonedConfuciousSay

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Kenobi's Robe -- the private parts of a lady with poor hygiene. #tatooinesexslang

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

The McRib has come back like twenty times. Ball's in your court, Jesus.

[Bobby Campbell @lathon]

My sister's car has an air leak, so I had to turn up the music... #FirstWorldProblems

[Bobby Campbell @lathon]

@mozball88 I've tossed out a half gallon of V8 juice in the last week b/c we don't drink it, I just cook with it.