Latina Lip-Pickers

Official Twitter account of WCXC Dynasty team Latina Lip-Pickers

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Not the playoffs run we wanted, but the team battled through adversity and took home a third place finish. Can’t wait to run it back next year!

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Survived and advanced against The Tax. Semifinals against Dead Sons 🔜

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Our success comes through playoff survival, not fancy hype videos. We are fully committed to focusing on our matchup against The Tax as we chase our first ring.

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Post expansion record secured.

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Smoking that muffin pack today🚬🚬

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Lip-Pickers last 4 weeks:

186.24 vs Shake and Bake (100 point victory)

230.02 vs Ripple Effect (3rd highest post expansion score)

172.24 vs Mayeflower’s Fleet

215.02 vs The Tax (6th highest post expansion score)

8-0 Record (T-1st)
200.88 PPG (1st)

The boys are BALLING

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Taxtopia has been sacked. Lip-Pickers take down The Tax in dominant fashion, outscoring them by nearly 70 points. Next stop, the Chinese Sweatshop…

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@ReekHavoc2003 no one likes your team

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Breaking:
General Manager Dimmy Floyd has been suspended for next weeks matchup due to comments made in a press conference.
First violation, next one is a draft pick taken for use of language.

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Not the way we wanted our night to end, but proud of the work done today. This season’s for you, Jayden. #wemissyou5 #thisonesforyou

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Mariota gets it done. The Lip-Pickers sink the Mayeflower’s Fleet, improving to 11-5. Captains, chart our course to sack Taxtopia. #shipsunk #pickem

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WHAT. A. NIGHT. Scenes of the Latina locker room as new coaches Donnell Johnson and Mike Kerrigan show their excitement for the Lip Pickers’ improvement after they sealed the win over the now defeated Ripple Effect, scoring the 2nd highest post-expansion week in the process.

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Final. Not much done during the final game of the day, but still a top 10 all-time league performance in the post expansion era. We enter Monday night with a 56 point cushion… time to close it out. #beatripple #rolllippickers

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Daniels and Lamb do their best, and despite an injury from our star quarterback JD5, the league scoring record is still in sight. 23.2 points to go. All eyes on you, George Kittle.

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BREAKING

We are hearing that Ripple Effects coach has been missing last couple days so Interim Hc TJ Krowestski is taking play calling duties
#rippleeffect

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The boys continue to get it done👀
185 points through the 1:00 window. If Ceedee Lamb, Jayden Daniels, and George Kittle average 23 points each, the league scoring record will be broken. Lamb and Daniels at 4:25 and Kittle at 8:15… stay tuned.
#beatripple #lippickersforall

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Big performances from our early week primetime players!
Ja’Marr Chase- 38.1
Joe Flacco- 33.18
Davante Adams- 26.0
We enter the 1:00 games with a 97 point advantage over the Ripple Effect.
#beatripple #firstlost

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#newpfp #corbinweek
#wcxcdynasty

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What was he cooking? The brownies are burnt but that booty is shaking. Lip-Pickers bounce back and improve to 7-5 on the season. Special thanks to waiver wire warriors Jacoby Brisket and Zonovan Knight🙏 🙏 Kittle and Lamb back 🔜👀

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Lip-Pickers fall to 5-5 on the year, but this team can’t be counted out yet. They’re still adjusting to Coach Don and Mike’s schemes, and will be returning star players Ceedee Lamb, Brock Bowers, and George Kittle soon. Don’t let them get hot- anything can happen in the playoffs.